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"Deli's a trustworthy coworker. Got my back while I snooze in the backroom. Good at the "customer service" persona, but when it's just us in the store, he's a mess."
"Charlie? Oh, uh, he's pretty...cool? I guess? I mean, he's a good dude; really nice to Eli and his momma. He's strong too... Takes care of the heavy lifting at work and stuff. Why do you ask?"
"Eli is a ball of sunshine. If anyone so much as touches a hair on his head, or changes the parabolic curve of his smile, I'm throwing a one man riot and unleashing Hell on the city."
"Charlie is so angry all the time, but he helps me with math and let's me play on his laptop! I like pinball!"
"Damn, I wish I can just sleep like that whenever I want. After everything she went through, she deserves the rest. You know, looking at her is making me...sleepy too...*yawn*"
"Crazy to see Charlie an' Krav grow up. Couple a stupid boys keeping my life together. I should give Charlie some tips on covering eyebags. That boy's gotta get some sleep."
"Maaan, fuck Liam. I'm grateful for him giving me a place to stay, but GOD, this place reeks. Mismatching furniture, stale cereal, week-old pizza, there's a fucking condom on the sink. Eli's gonna get an STD just sitting on the futon."
"Charlie's so fuckin' pissed. AHAHAAA~ He broke another stool. He gettin' mad we have mismatchin' furniture, but you're the one breakin' the furniture, dumbass. And whataya think, not eveyone in the neighborhood has the same fuckin' IKEA set.
Also was it a used condom or new, cause I ran out."
"Krav and I known each other since we were kids. He's kinda showy, gotta make a spectacle outta everything. Despite....being uhh subpar at shit. But fake it 'til you make it. We're chill."
"Charlie's so hot. Like, I had a- uhhh crush on him since we were kids in our self defense classes. Tried to get his attention everytime we had to do demos. Got so distracted, the other kid would flip my ass like a burger."
"Joey's got that sad, fat, nerd vibe. No offense to him. He likes to spill science facts, or video games, or anime facts. I feel like I'm learning more from hearing him talk than at school."
"Charles scares me. No offense to him. He has such a big and scary vibe. He glared me down when I sat down at lunch with Eli. I don't know when Eli befriended him, or how, but it must've been when I volunteered to help out at the library during lunch. I got to read extra books, but kinda got some pasta between the pages."
"He's related to Eli? The bundle of joy and lollipops? Is Eli gonna get that big? I don't want to imagine that."
"Tough guy...Eli's safe..."
I almost had a little sibling, so I'm adopting him as my own. Although, the more he hangs out with us, the more he gravitates towards Liam. Johnny's got goals and aspirations, why's he gotta look up to the exact opposite.
Charlie's big and strong like a wrestler. I hope working out with school sports and stuff will make me strong and muscly and PILEDRIVE other guys at school. I want to break a board in half with a karate chop too. But with all STRENGTH and not "hitting the board on the right spot."
"A delicate flower in the shape of a human. My harsh vibes would knock them over. I'll keep my distance."
"You look tired. May I sing you a lullaby? Where are you going? Come lay down~"