William "Liam" Wang's Links
"Deli's got the hots for my dear roommate, Charlie~ The perfect piece of blackmail."
"The worst person I've met on campus and he doesn't even attend the school--he was just hung over in one of the flowerbeds! Liam always knows where the party is at, though, so he can be cool on rare occasions..."
"Eli's a good kid. I'm gonna ruin them."
"Liam says too many swears, but he's funny!"
"Charlie's so fuckin' pissed. AHAHAAA~ He broke another stool. He gettin' mad we have mismatchin' furniture, but you're the one breakin' the furniture, dumbass. And whataya think, not eveyone in the neighborhood has the same fuckin' IKEA set.
Also was it a used condom or new, cause I ran out."
"Maaan, fuck Liam. I'm grateful for him giving me a place to stay, but GOD, this place reeks. Mismatching furniture, stale cereal, week-old pizza, there's a fucking condom on the sink. Eli's gonna get an STD just sitting on the futon."
"Joey's a little bitch. Virgin Nerd boy. It's so funny to see his face when I do my thang. He just jiggles in fright, ready to run and tell the teacher on me. But he can't run and I don't go to school."
"Liam distresses me. Everything that is reasonable in a situation he does the opposite. We all went to a video rental store and I was trying to decide between Realm Estate 2 and Idaho Joe and he just snatched the two DVDs from my hand and hid it in his coat. He never wears a coat. He's always wearing sleeveless tank tops. He just kept shoving dvds into this coat he never wears and candy from the front counter. I couldn't get a word in. The only thing that he paid for was a pornographic DVD from the backroom. I would never go into the backrooms."
"Banjo was her name-o. She's still as hot as the day I beat up that one dude. Her tits be saggin' tho. She needs my hands to keep 'em up."
"He's an asshole, but he's been there for me. In fucked up ways, but help is help. Got outta my home an' into this apartment. Don't know why I couldn't just room with him, but based on what Charlie said, I don't think I want to."
"Is baby throwing a tantrum? Does baby need a diaper change?"
"Fuck Liam. FUCK LIAM! *slamming fist on the table* FUCK THAT GUY!"
"This guy ain't havin' it. That's no fun."
"Many guys like him in the army...they got straightened out"
Ha, mini me over here. We just dye his hair white and you got a Liam-let.
Liam is the coolest! Like a rockstar, he plays music, trashes places, and cuts in line at the market. That's ULTIMATE rockstar energy!
"And I thought angels weren't real. Guess that means I'm the devil. Come here, Pinky."
"I sense a large mischievous aura from this human. Teehee~ Let's play, then."