Grime's Links
"Seriously? Not one spell? Don't I deserve it for annoying you so much???"
"Your annoyance does not affect my ability to do work."
"Say, you think you can inject yourself into my arm and then inflate in there? That'd would be so gruesome and horrific....it'd be wonderful to experience!"
(Look of extreme confusion fills blobs face.)
"Oo baby! The pure force you exert, it's pure ecstasy!! Where have you and your visceral beat downs been all my life?"
"Shut...the fuck...UP!!"
"Aww man, a witch? You all are never any fun. Bet you don't even know how to properly flay a guy..."
"You're not fooling me, Grime. I know that's exactly what you want, you sicko."
"Hooo boy, look at all this metal! What are you gonna do, Stab me? Slice me?? DICE ME??? OOOOOO BOY, the opportunity here already has me at my edge!"
"You enjoy the pain? Good. I have always wanted a chance to get creative..."
"Portals huh? Think you can bisect a guy? That's a truly gruesome way to get it done, I'd LOVE it..."
"Take it up with Cass, she's the closet sadomasochist. Don't tell her I told you though!"
"This chokehold is too dull, where's the broken limbs, the snapped neck, the pure loss of air from crushed lungs??"
"Dude, you've got issues..."
"Those arms, you could really squeeze the life out of someone....."
"I've been compared to a boa before, darling."
"Come onnnn, a great white shark? A barracuda? Could you settle for atleast 1-er 3 piranhas?"
"I really don't like to fight, bro...or put my friends in danger."
"Ohhh yeah, This is a power I can get behind, you could squeeze me down into a puddle, or rip the skin from my bones slowly but surely! You got some potential..."
"And that's just the tip of the iceberg, asshole."
"Electricity is so boring at low doses, really Amp it up here man! I want my blood to explode with the amount of bolts you hit me with!"
"Do I look like an electric chair to you?"
"That ice of yours can really pack a punch, but you keep holding it back...go all out! Impale me on a monolith! It would me amazing, trust!"
"How about I freeze you in a block so you can shut your mouth?"
"Ugh you're so boring, I thought you would really lay the hurt on, but you really are too....blegh *Nice*..."
"I don't usually want to fight unless I have to. My powers make solving things peacefully much easier."
"Hell yeah, this is a lightshow I can get behind! Come on, show me what you can do! Eviscerate me!"
"How about I incinerate you instead, ya yobbo?"
"That's one hell of a sword! Think you could use it to decapitate me? Ohh maybe even pierce through my eyes"
"Your requests are weird.
Desiring pain is strange.
Can't you just chill out?"
"Come on, I just want to know if you'll burn my flesh into charcoal? Just leave nothing but my burned blackened skeleton with your glorious flames!"
Uhhhh.... im... sorry I think I need a minute to register that...