Fireball Whiskey's Links
"Funnel, that fluffy-haired bastard! Can't stand them one bit, heh, which is why they're the one that has to pay for the drinks when we go pub crawlin' together for the night!"
-If rough starts had a visual, it would be Funnel and Fireball. Originally having met when Funnel when he was (stupidly) sent to investigate The Witch's Kitchen, a terrifying creature made up of some mix of fire, lion, and serpent sent him packing and running for his life. Years down the line, their next meeting was no better, a bloody fight in an alley caused because Fireball had recognized a young man he used to protect a few years ago and suddenly found himself scraping with Funnel out of nowhere. Nowadays, after a lot of magic mishaps that all but forced them to interact with each other, Fireball thinks of Funnel as a good friend who needs someone who needs a lot of work as a person, but he loves them still.
"Ah yes, the detective! He's a crotchety old BASTARD and I'd fight him for free without being asked, but he's still one of my best mates, that hotheaded fuck."
-If rough starts had a visual, it would be Funnel and Fireball. Originally having met when Fireball was (stupidly) sent to investigate The Witch's Kitchen, The Ringmaster is who scared him off and sent him running. Years down the line, their next meeting was no better, a bloody fight in an alley caused because Poppy had assumed he was being followed by some strange guy and called upon Funnel to protect him. Nowadays, after a lot of magic mishaps that all but forced them to interact with each other, Funnel considers Fireball to be a very close friend and enjoys hanging out with him frequently, often begging him to come perform at the circus, even if it's just for one night.
"Aye, Biscuits. Known the lad for a long time, back when he was a wee thing still on the streets. There was unfortunately not a lot that A could do for him, both legally and because he was always gone before anybody knew it. A was always worried for the lad, but A'm glad to know that he's doing well for himself these days!"
"Whiskey! I've known Whiskey for a lot longer than people think, back when I was still homeless and he was still a bobby- that means police officer. We didn't cross paths often, but when we did, he would get me something to eat and find me somewhere warm and safe to spend a few nights. I'm happy I found him again after all these years."
"The words 'Song Bird' are synonymous to 'freeloader that is lucky A like him,' ha! The lad crashes on me couch during winter and drags my unhappy arse to his parties during the summer, A oughta make him start paying rent."
"Velhinho, hehe! Fireball is a very, very good friend of mine, takes a hell of a whole lot to get this guy to loosen up and have fun, though. But unfortunately for him, I like a challenge!"
*sigh~* "Me hen, me bonnie lassie, mo bhean~.... Tha gaol cho mòr agam oirre... She's the love of me life! A never thought A could feel this way about another person, or A least A lost the faith about it after A went off the grid, but here A am and here she is with me. A-Admittedly, though, A did always have a little bit of a thing for her, heh..."
"Mon charmant mari, l'amour de ma vie, mon rayon de soleil, mon bâton de cannelle!! Je l'aime tellement, it's almost distracting, hehehe~! He's such a big scary terror in the city, being the ever fearsome Detective Fireball, but I know that he's really a big big sweetheart underneath that fedora. He's so sweet and charming, I've never felt so loved by a significant other before~...."
"DAMN TROUBLEMAKIN' GIRL! Her and her DAMN clown posse and that DAMN clown car think they're so DAMN clever and untouchable just because A haven't caught them yet." *...sigh* "But even so, she's my wife's daughter and A've grown to like the lassie, to tell ye the truth. She's got spunk, not afraid to stand up for herself and cause ruckus for what and who she loves."
"AHAHAHA!! Well, well, well, if it ain't THE CHEETAH! Old man ain't never caught me and my crew and he NEVER WILL, HA! He's a reeeeeal hothead, that one, both figuratively and literally, and both senses are fun to instigate. ....Even so, he's my mom's husband and I g u e s s he's kind of cool when he isn't chasin' us down. Only kinda."
"Ah, the nutcracker lad! A don't talk to him as often as A see him, given that he's my wife's daughter's boyfriend, but he's a respectable man. He reads Vigilante Comet too, so he gets a little starry-eyed when A come around, heh."
"De.tec.tive. Fire.ball. is. one. of. the. cool.est. peo.ple. I've. ev.er. heard. of. in. my. life. And. then. I. turn. a.round. and. find. out. that. he's. just. hang.ing. out. at. my. girl.friend's. mom's. place? I. get. a. bit. dork.y. a.round. him, ad.mit.ted.ly, but. he. luck.i.ly. does.n't. seem. to. mind."
"Jambalaya, that jessie oaf looking schooner! He's my younger cousin, but him and A are basically like brothers! It's me own fault that him and A fell out of contact for so long, but god, am A happy to be back around the ol' bullhead!"
"Fireball, that scruffy sonnuva bitch! Guy is like a brother to me, but he's actually my older cousin. Fireball... He went missing for a long time, Ah had no idea where he was or what happened to him, but Ah refused to stop lookin' for him. And look what came of that! He came back to me!"