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"He's related to Eli? The bundle of joy and lollipops? Is Eli gonna get that big? I don't want to imagine that."
"Tough guy...Eli's safe..."
"Is baby throwing a tantrum? Does baby need a diaper change?"
"Fuck Liam. FUCK LIAM! *slamming fist on the table* FUCK THAT GUY!"
"My sister is a bitch. No lie. She's such a slob, like, she leaves her bra just hanging in the bathroom. Like, ya know I'm coming to visit, put that thing in the laundry. Always bossing me around and calling me names. I do so much for you and you repay me with microwave pizza. It's good microwave pizza tho. I give her a C, for c---"
"My brother is an idiot. Look idiot up in the dictionary an' you'll see a picture of him with his foot stuck in the exhaust pipe of our dad's car. Despite that, he had it good. He was a good kid. An' was a great brother. Not anymore. I'll give him a solid B-."
"Banjo was her name-o. She's still as hot as the day I beat up that one dude. Her tits be saggin' tho. She needs my hands to keep 'em up."
"He's an asshole, but he's been there for me. In fucked up ways, but help is help. Got outta my home an' into this apartment. Don't know why I couldn't just room with him, but based on what Charlie said, I don't think I want to."
"Joey's a little weirdo, always catch him looking at my boobs. I don't think he can cause any harm. At least Krav has someone else to hang out with an' talk about animes and stuff."
"*splutters* B.. She.. Banjo is pretty. She's pretty. I--uhhh-- I get embarrassed when she comes to visit because...she...She doesn't wear a- uh- a- uhhhh- a - A BRA. It's distracting. All I can look at is her face."
I wonder if Kravice looks like her. I mean they should look alike they're related. What if Kravice is that pretty?"
"Joey's a little bitch. Virgin Nerd boy. It's so funny to see his face when I do my thang. He just jiggles in fright, ready to run and tell the teacher on me. But he can't run and I don't go to school."
"Liam distresses me. Everything that is reasonable in a situation he does the opposite. We all went to a video rental store and I was trying to decide between Realm Estate 2 and Idaho Joe and he just snatched the two DVDs from my hand and hid it in his coat. He never wears a coat. He's always wearing sleeveless tank tops. He just kept shoving dvds into this coat he never wears and candy from the front counter. I couldn't get a word in. The only thing that he paid for was a pornographic DVD from the backroom. I would never go into the backrooms."
"Finally, someone who understands me and my video game addiction. We play games together sometimes and he just beats my ass. He has been playing games longer than I have tho. He's so focused, he doesn't even see me take my hood off. Kinda wanna see how long I can keep this up. A new game to play lol."
"A fellow Otaku and cosplayer! It was crazy to find out that Kravice was the cosplayer I met at the convention in downtown Briton. His cosplay was so detailed and accurate to the show. With working lights and a voice changer. I only found out it was him because he showed me his closet. I wouldn't know because the helmet was covering his face. Come to think of it, I still don't know how Krav looks like."
"Joey's got that sad, fat, nerd vibe. No offense to him. He likes to spill science facts, or video games, or anime facts. I feel like I'm learning more from hearing him talk than at school."
"Charles scares me. No offense to him. He has such a big and scary vibe. He glared me down when I sat down at lunch with Eli. I don't know when Eli befriended him, or how, but it must've been when I volunteered to help out at the library during lunch. I got to read extra books, but kinda got some pasta between the pages."
"Charlie's so hot. Like, I had a- uhhh crush on him since we were kids in our self defense classes. Tried to get his attention everytime we had to do demos. Got so distracted, the other kid would flip my ass like a burger."
"Krav and I known each other since we were kids. He's kinda showy, gotta make a spectacle outta everything. Despite....being uhh subpar at shit. But fake it 'til you make it. We're chill."
"Charlie's so fuckin' pissed. AHAHAAA~ He broke another stool. He gettin' mad we have mismatchin' furniture, but you're the one breakin' the furniture, dumbass. And whataya think, not eveyone in the neighborhood has the same fuckin' IKEA set.
Also was it a used condom or new, cause I ran out."
"Maaan, fuck Liam. I'm grateful for him giving me a place to stay, but GOD, this place reeks. Mismatching furniture, stale cereal, week-old pizza, there's a fucking condom on the sink. Eli's gonna get an STD just sitting on the futon."
"Crazy to see Charlie an' Krav grow up. Couple a stupid boys keeping my life together. I should give Charlie some tips on covering eyebags. That boy's gotta get some sleep."
"Damn, I wish I can just sleep like that whenever I want. After everything she went through, she deserves the rest. You know, looking at her is making me...sleepy too...*yawn*"
"This is Harvey's cousin? I sure hope big smiles like this run in the family. I wonder if Harvey has dimples too. Teehee~"
"Cammy's like a fairy or a princess! But, the flowers make me sneeze!"
"Eli is a ball of sunshine. If anyone so much as touches a hair on his head, or changes the parabolic curve of his smile, I'm throwing a one man riot and unleashing Hell on the city."
"Charlie is so angry all the time, but he helps me with math and let's me play on his laptop! I like pinball!"
"Eli is, like, unreal. Like, a pocket smile. Ya need to smile real quick, ya just look over at Eli and think "dang, life must still be worth living," and then go back to looking at your phone."
"Kravice is like Waldo, but easier to find because his clothes are so bright and colorful!"
"Joey sits alone at lunch, like me, but now we sit alone together!
So we're not alone anymore!"
"Eli's nice and positive and happy. I rode my bike by his house. He was sitting in the grass shouted "Hiiii" at me. That caught me off guard and I fell over. He came on by to help and offered a bandaid, but for some reason he just...fainted? I scraped my knee bad, but now I have an IRL friend."
"Eli's a good kid. I'm gonna ruin them."
"Liam says too many swears, but he's funny!"
"Eli put a plushie under my armpit while I slept. A kind gesture, but now that thing smells like my deodorant."
*whispering* "Shhhh...Banjo's asleep. We have to be quiet."
"The worst person I've met on campus and he doesn't even attend the school--he was just hung over in one of the flowerbeds! Liam always knows where the party is at, though, so he can be cool on rare occasions..."
"Deli's got the hots for my dear roommate, Charlie~ The perfect piece of blackmail."
"Charlie? Oh, uh, he's pretty...cool? I guess? I mean, he's a good dude; really nice to Eli and his momma. He's strong too... Takes care of the heavy lifting at work and stuff. Why do you ask?"
"Deli's a trustworthy coworker. Got my back while I snooze in the backroom. Good at the "customer service" persona, but when it's just us in the store, he's a mess."
"Banjo's changed a lot since Krav and I were in highschool. I think her look really suits her now. Not that she wasn't pretty before--"
"Godbless the Ginger for helping Krav realize his true self: A daddy-loving twink. Amazed those two still hang out, but that's what true friends are all about. Wonder if he regrets meeting Liam."
"Imagine if the sunshine was a person. That's Eli."
"Deli has dots all over!"
"He overreacted to a free hotdog once... Weird kid."
"Deli's kindness is unmeasurable. One time when we visited the two of them at the Conveniently Convenient store, Deli offered us a free hot dog. Everyone accepted it carefree, but I just couldn't. I offered under the table to pay for all their hotdogs. Deli couldn't accept MY kindness. That's incorrect. I had to explain to him just how much profit could be lost just over a few hotdogs. He zoned out. But he left the register open, so I slipped in a 5 and we left. He was still dazed."
"Krav was my first boyfriend and my best friend. He was pretty lame as a bf, but I'm glad he's still hanging around with me. He should probably cool it with his simping before he gets really hurt. But he knows self-defense, so maybe he's fine...?"
"Deli is a real one. My home slice through high school. Kinda dated, kinda undated. We're still the homiest of homes. Or homiest of homos. HA! Dunno what either of us are gonna do next now that we're done with high school. I kinda just, like, took a break to...play games..."
"Kuya Harv! He's so strong and fun and I look up to him!"
"Eli...you haven't changed at all..."
"I feel safe around Harvey. He's so big and warm and kind and strong and gentle. I know he has a big and caring heart under there, but it's hiding. His true nature is hiding under there. It's just scared. He's scared. But I'll be there for him and I'll be there with him."
"Camellia...makes me feel safe..."