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Your aura is all outta whack, babey! Lemme make you some mint tea, that one's a real soul healer
A bath and some deodorant can't hurt, y'know?
Didja now that titties over there is actually a great fishin' buddy? Lady actually knows her stuff, who woulda guessed! Not just for some weird exhibitionism shit like some do. There's proper passion there!
That old rag owes me 4 grand in poker money!
Haksha would appreciate if the Lard Jerda would at least pick up the mess after eating other's food.
If somebody sent a pic of that Doc to my father, old man would get a heart attack thinkin' that it's me on the pic.
I may be the miracle surgeon an' all but I sure hope he loses some weight before coming over with some fatal shit here.
The stitches he gives me are hard to rip out, ya. I love a good challenge.
I know Syllkies are supposed to be weird but God-DAMN! Bitch comes in with the weirdest shit. Though the way she talks, reminds me of my eldest sometimes ghehe. Thank fuck she's as still as she is while I'm stitching her up and such... I may be a man of science and all, but I don't wanna risk none of that syllk shit, yanno?
I'm impressed that the fucker is still alive. Near perfectly timed meals and sleep just enough so he don't die. I can't tell if he keeps hurtin' 'imself on purpose in order ta come back to ask for various meds that need recipes... Also told ya people find widowers sexy, he occasionally asks about me dead wife ahahahar!
Not even I know if the dead wife story is legit. He's got my respect for that.
The Voids must have something special planned out for him, no way this doofus cannot be possessed "just because"
what is "admin access" and why don't I have it??
Since when do they allow disturbed kids around 'ere?
Another comment about my height and I'm ripping your titties off fatso
I'll never meet a better man. Hopefully he's forgotten all about me.
With all my heart I know that he is not to blame!... He's still alive... and he will come back!
Thank Moonlight it's not mine to take care of their eating and sleeping too... At least this one can be funny
This fucker gets it.
Wonder if she needs me to beat up someone for her. I should text her, ya.
Bitch put my ciggies on the high shelf again
Yeah, just bite that pregnant lady over there. Why? Don't worry about it, it's gonna be funny I promise.
Mrrp?
I don't get how can someone insult me so much, and then hug me immediately after.
Ira is way too nice to hold and I'm gonna make it his problem now.
Chayra, do you think I can fit into his stomach cavity, ya? I'll ask Mikrash if that can be arranged, ya.
Why is that freak starin' at me so much?
Fucker needs a good beating.
If I see him stealing my shit one more time, Ero will have to keep him in a greenhouse.
She's hot. I want her tattoos, ya.
She'd be a real baddie, only if she'd let me help her with her styling.
Are you sure this pose is not too saucy? I feel like I'm at a gyno's office.
Trust me babe it's perfect. Now hold up that catfish, his scales ain't reflecting the sun right.
Oh, he's much nicer than he appears. I'm kinda shocked he still wants to help me with all that nerd stuff.
How the FUCK did she manage to keep 300 apps running at the same time? No wonder her phone is actin' like a dying herja.
She keeps entering my dreams to tell me about some dumbass butter bit. Wish bitch would let me sleep at least.
Ok but what if you chuck a glob of butter into that bog over there? Trust me, in 2000 years it's gonna be so funny.
He's kinda weird, not gonna lie. I've never seen a person so large and... white.
How can a Ghalla be so famished and still move around? Smallmen are quite peculiar.
Oh man, we forgot to say the sleeping prayer D:
Agrabath is gonna give us nightmares unless we do!
At this point that girl is just beggin' for a nightmare!
I never knew somebody could care for me like that. I hope he knows how much he means to me.
Her hands are so soft and kind... I'm not used to craving someone's presence.
Maybe these poor people aren't so bad, if all of them are like Andromeda! Having a commoner best friend is so fun :D
She considers me her best friend? No, shut up, I'm not crying, your eyes are just wonky.