i somehow got the idea in my mind that pepperoni was just thinly sliced tomatoes? even tho i ate actual sliced tomatoes all the time? i dont knoW-
also, i dont know if i believed them as well since i was too young to remember, but one time at a family reuinion, my cousin called the lamb they were roasting on a state a "dinosaur" and fully belived that until they were told it was a lamb.