Anyway, here's some of mine:
- I thought dandelion flowers and dandelion puffs were two different plants and that only the puffs were dandelions.
- I thought the song “Mary Had A Little Lamb” said “his face was white as snow” and not “his fleece was white as snow”. I know it makes no sense cause their faces aren't usually the only thing white, but I didn't know what the word "fleece" was. I was eight.
- Kinda embarrassing but when I first read Warriors when I was ten I thought the insults the cats used were actually good insults to use on people online. I'd purposely find videos of people being mean to cats and post comments calling them mouse-brains and fox-hearts. It still haunts me to this day...