Sup. Let's see how badly I can embarass myself with trivia.
1. I love eating wallets, especially when they're filled with cash and cherished photographs. My personal favorite dish is the bullfold burrito.
2. The reason I usually look so the same almost every day is because I can shapeshift, so I shapeshift myself into a version of myself who's wearing freshly washed clothes and recently got out of the shower. Just keep going back to the ideal version so I can be lazy. This is probably why I'm not aging that fast. Kind of a cheap method, yeah, but if you can do it, why wouldn't you?
3. My right knee is my video game weak spot. Totally sucks. Can't even go back to a version of me without the injury, because it happened when I was a kid. And people call me a kid enough.
4. I've been to avian court before for destruction of multiple bird homes. It's a really weird system. I'm not going to explain it much, but I'm glad I know people that can afford the giant fine I got.
5. I have a terrible tendency to always come across invisible bear traps. Why the heck do people leave those things lying around? Not the most pleasant thing to step on.