Granted, but it's not filling at all. You're as hungry as you were before you ate.
I wish I could see the stars from anywhere.
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
Granted but it's always nighttime now
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I wish all my characters had finished profiles with 5+ pieces of art
Granted but it keeps crashing right before you save
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I wish I was better at Team Fortress 2 so people would stop bullying me in chat 😭
Granted, but you'll end up with the ability to run multiple characters at once in the game; soaking up the CPU in your computer as well.
I wish I had a magic pill to my sore throat.
(IIxDeadKnockerxII reviving!)
Granted, but now everything else is sore besides your throat
I wish I had some really comfortable pajamas
Granted, but they're 5 times smaller than your size.
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I wish I had the power to make my drawings real.
Granted, but now all of ur drawings are legally considered as your children and you'll have to pay for child support ( on top of everything else )
I wish to have a warm, pretty house
Granted, but you live in the desert and the warmth in your house is actually uncomfortable, especially with the outside temperature.
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I wish that I never killed another houseplant ever again.
granted but the only app that works now is the settings app
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i wish i had all the plushies i ever wanted
granted, but the plushies come to life and start harassing you for food every 2 hours
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i wish for a green apple