The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
Granted but you still feel tired all the time
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I wish I had the motivation to finish all my character profiles
Granted, but you have the motivation to do all of them at once and can't decide on which to do first
I wish for fries
Granted, here are the keys to your new Feet Licking studio
I wish everyone on Toyhouse suddenly felt the spontaneous need to draw my OCs
granted, but they draw them very poorly
i wish that homestuck was still present and still being worked on
Granted but he gets sent to prison :(
I wish i could get some nice sleep
V Jokes on you, you just gave me a cuddling buddy! *hugs the sleep paralysis demon*
Granted but now nobody can agree on a good and fair way to deal goods so supplies aren’t getting where they should (so like capitalism)
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I wish I was better at drawing character interactions
Granted, but the cat knocks every valuable object off the table and shelves and turns into liquid or a demon every 30 minutes
I wish to ace every test possible