Corrupt a Wish!

Posted 4 years, 6 months ago by ARMed-Drifter-Ember

The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.

For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:

  • "Granted, but it has worms in it."
  • "Granted, but it's rotten."
  • "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:

1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.

I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.

koen

granted but those mental issues turn into physical issues !

i wish my art was more consistent,,

vaporchum

Granted, but now you also have a big artblock.
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I wish I was sleeping right now

Hype206

granted, but youll wake up still feeling tired

i wish my exam on Friday is postponed!!!!!!

Captain_Fartbeard

Granted, it's postponed till Saturday at 6am 


I wish I had more fun at my job (while still doing it well)




Maddycute

Granted, your job is now more fun although you get 5$ an hour.


I wish my plants would come back to life.

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Onychophora

Granted, but the snake is 15 feet long and has anger issues

I wish I was smart!

Maddycute

Granted, you are now smart though every time you do math you age by one month.

I wish I could ride a bull

MeowMeow422

Granted, but the bull is stuffed.


I wish I could see a Siberian Tiger

ap0calypse-weekend

Granted but it can see you too and it's not very happy with you... 

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I wish I had enough money to buy the Doom figure I want

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PHOBALICPHOBIA

granted but you have to die whenever you dont wanna be mysterion anymore

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i wish tally hall would come back :o(

zidanetribal

wish granted but they are no longer stereosonic nor are they animatronic :(


i wish i could cosplay my main man zidane

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insomnimac

granted but you have to experience the apocalypse 

I wish I could have more art motivation