Granted, but all the height comes from your neck
I wish for a cat plush
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
granted, but it’s the only mug you can ever use to drink anything out of!!
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i wish i was my fursona 😔
Wish granted but you turn INTO your fursona if there's a full moon, werewolf style!
Wish I didn't accidentally spilt my favorite mug in half by accident (long story short, I kept using the glass mug so often it literally spilt in half when I picked it up when I made my coffee.)
Granted. But now your fave mug will guarantee get stains from whatever goes in it
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I wish every cool VN ever would get a good translation and localisation.
Granted, but the translations will always include modern slang in every text.
I wish I would stop getting distracted.
Granted but you only focused on normal objects, wanting to know a deeper backstory of how Chairs are invented and ect.
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I wish to have YouTube premium subscription (no ads yay)
Granted. However, every video you come across will now be played in an unknown language, regardless of your spoken language.
I wish I had a portal gun.
granted! but the playstation 2 cannot read any discs, and it only displays the red screen of death
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i wish i could meet artists from the renaissance or baroque period, or maybe even be apart of those periods