^ Fitzgerald couldn't help but wince at the sudden tug of his arm. Immediately pulling it back, he thought for a second that it was coming from an overly needy child, or... Someone worse. His stomach dropped, expression changing from disgust to mortification for a split second, then back to disgust again. it all happened so fast that the young man actually had no idea it even occurred to him; everything, in short, was a blur. "Well, I believe you must be mistaken," he replied while showing the shiny rock he was holding, "Well, unless you're the type to eat rocks,. but I don't think you'd be that disinterested in the well-being of your teeth, yes?" He snickered - half-amused and half-contemptuous. "If you're so interested, though, just know that I was holding a rock I found nice until you almost made me drop it from pulling on my arm like that. Shall that suffice?"
< - ngl he'd probably have some actual food in his bag, but he wouldn't admit it because he thinks processed food is tacky. still, sometimes he has to eat while on the go, so... expect him to have some cookies, biscuits, and other sweets along with his research equipment in that inventory of his. he just happened not to have any on hand at that particular moment if I'm gonna be perfectly honest lmao-
v - With a huff, Fitzgerald crossed his arms before melodramatically lifting a hand and asking, "Excuse me, but can you give me the directions to the nearest fancy restaurant? I frankly don't care about what type it is at this point; I just really want to eat something that's appropriate to my status. Plus, my feet hurt, and I'm really not in the mood to do that much more walking at this very moment." The request was obviously quite forced, with Fitzgerald wandering around (and getting lost in) the streets for a solid hour before actually considering the idea of asking for help. It certainly didn't help that his tone had an obnoxious and off-putting drawl to it either.