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I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?
This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.
As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.
You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.
In short, you're getting married prior your notice.
Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:
- Your character must be above 18 years old.
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- Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
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- Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
- Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
- Rules can be changed anytime.
How does this work?
It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.
- 1st guy
- 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
- 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
- and so on...
He looks at this bag-headed men, and not even in a blink of an eye he just simply nodded his head. He would take off his glove on his left hand, exposing a ring to Smiley along with a unnoticeable smile on his face. "Why would I be forced to marry you when I've agreed to marry you in the first place? We didn't even have our wedding ceremony yet... if we need to."
He scratches his chin and let out a nervous cough, the thought of being a married man still surprises him nonetheless. He switched back to his usual, grumpy behavior. "I mean- T-There's no harm here when I'm being forced to marry a guy like you. That's what I meant! Don't make it seem like that I'm actually head-over-heels for you! In your dreams!"
"Ugh, seriously"
Kiwi took some time to breathe put his hands on his own face, a bit stressed out. "You see, being forced to marry on my culture isn't such a big deal, but it happens for a reason: forced marriages happen because both sides have something to offer to each other."
Kiwi stopped talking and took a long deep breath again, like he's holding himself back for some reason.
"But I don't see what YOU can do for me. Although you look cute, you kinda creep me out. You just pass me a bad vibe, y'know? So it's better we just... Cancel this wedding or find a way for both of us gain something for each other, since our situaiton just seems... Unfair. Then we don't need to even look each other in the face. Cheat all you want."
"Ah, sounds like a lovely idea! However, I do tend to prefer one-nights, if that's alright for you, marriage isn't really a thing for... us." Mandi seems completely calm considering the scenario, tilting her head back and forth as she speaks.
[I would recommend running far far away at this point... Lest you lose your head. Quite literally. She will take it and eat it. Sorry]
Uneasiness had settled between the two of them for sometime now. They were supposed to be discussing the marriage that had been arranged between them, something that Naria had little say in and seemingly, Waka was in the same boat, not that she cared much about that. Instead, her focus was on her phone, as it ever was. She had no idea who this punk was, but he was... interesting, at the very least. Not so interesting that she'd take her eyes off of her game for even a second, but he wasn't just any regular guy.
Regular guys didn't look like they had seen death and told them to fuck off.
But something about him also seemed very familiar. He reminded her of herself, in a way. Akaneko sat on her shoulder as always, motionless. Suddenly, she heard his voice though, ringing throughout her head.
"You haven't spoken a word to one another yet... shouldn't you talk about your future?"
She didn't have an answer for him, although she stopped playing her game and instead looked up and towards her 'partner'. He looked so tired, so completely absent of fucks to give out that he might as well have opened up 'gofundme' to get some. That much was relatable at least... she couldn't help but wonder what else was the same about him. Perhaps he desired the same sort of thing she did: to be loved and respected by someone that he cared about.
Maybe... I should try for once...
Locking her phone, she let out a grumble and rolled her neck whilst rubbing at it with her free hand.
"So... I guess we're getting married huh...? I'm not really fond of the idea, especially since I don't know who the heck you are but... guess we don't have a choice right? I'm not in the mood to fight what's been decided for us either. Guess i'll start with my name... Naria Kaneko. What's yours...?"
The concept of marriage was always lost on someone like Strange. As an immortal, why would you want to tie yourself down to only one partner? That smacked of something quite boring, and thus he had never paid it much mind except to look onto married couples with detached amusement.
No, marriage was not something for someone like him. Until he found himself somehow being forced into it. Well. This could at least be something new to try, but not something he intended to take seriously. He had other partners to attend to and Messenger was simply not his type. "How does this work?" He asked Messenger, gesturing to the other and than back to himself. "Do we exchange rings? Can you wear a ring? I have to say, you are making Goblin very jealous." The thought of the other demon being jealous was funny enough to make him laugh aloud.
"Excuse me." He daintily wiped beneath one eye with a handkerchief, which had begun to drip more profusely with blood in his mirth. "All right, let's do this. Until death do we part." Another round of laughter ensued, and he began humming the Blue's Clue theme as their wedding march.
Thomas was speechless, silent till he hollered, "IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?!" When informed that yes, men can marry other men now in the modern world, he went quiet with a soft little, "Oh." He rolled his shoulders back and eyes the man, his stance relaxing as he sighs, "Alright..." He now takes his time to actually look the man over, raising his brow. He wasn't going to admit it, but the man was actually incredibly attractive to him. His muscular body, his rugged features... He grabs a bottle of whiskey, cracking it open, "Alright, fine... I could work with this..."