Hudd laughed, "You're kidding me, this has to be some sort of fucking joke..." he waited for a minute in silence, to no avail. Some sort of demonic priest stood in front of him, who would soon be wed to him. It was ludicrous no matter which way he looked at it. "Can you at least be of some use to me? Can ya scare the shit outta people? Can I piss ya off till you go on a rampage? Something?" The Priest stared at him in what seemed to be disbelief and disgust, "I'm what most story books would call a villain, and darling when the rapture comes I'll surely be going to hell". As he spoke, he calculated all the uses this man could possibly bring him, trying to make the best out of this situation in any way he could.
EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!
I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?
This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.
As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.
You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.
In short, you're getting married prior your notice.
Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:
- Your character must be above 18 years old.
- Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
- Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
- Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
- Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
- Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
- Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
- Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
- Rules can be changed anytime.
How does this work?
It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.
- 1st guy
- 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
- 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
- and so on...
"Well you have quite the temper. I would never want to marry a hot head such as yourself! I can't believe I'm getting forced to marry you and you're a human. You're food. Why would I ever want to marry my food you'd be gone in about a week," Sage scoffed fairly certain that the relationship would end terribly.
"But then again it would be nice to be able to eat whenever I'd like," Sage said after thinking a bit.
Yuri slapped a hand to his face, babbling in panic "Oh god...my boyfriend is gonna fuckin' kill me!!" He knew he could get away with most things, but marrying a demon!? The halfie wasn't sure who he should be more afraid of, what his boyfriend would do when he found out or his new wife eyeing him like a hot meal. Yuri aggressively points a finger at Sage. "Look I know I smell kinda human, but I'm gonna tell ya now that I taste like garbage!" Yuri was starting to sweat buckets, chugging from a flask anxiously as the two looked over their wedding plans.
"How... Interesting." Jason smiled, gently putting down the marriage papers. "I'll ignore how incompatable our personalities are and the fact that you're an..... expensive partner to have, I don't mind that. What matters is that you can prove usefull to me, and I could prove usefull to you. I'm not afraid to give up large quantities of my blood, i've done it plenty of times before." He removes both of his earphones, wanting full control of all of his senses to properly analyze Yuri and decide if this is something to go through with or not. "I'll just have to ask that your band not practice when i'm home. If you can comply, then this might just work out."
"A...marriage? Ohh~ That's certainly an unexpected turn of events, huh?" Nanachi said, a soft smile on her face, a hint of shock in her eyes. "oh dear, what shall we do~?" She giggled raising a hand to the face. "But, I'm afraid, my answer is no~ But please! Don't get me wrong!" The nurse exclaimed worriedly "It's not like i hate you or anything! Quite the contrary~! That cult of yours sounds interesting and i'd really like to now more about it...However! I'm already taken~ So, if you excuse me, i have to go, i have a lot of work to do~ Being a nurse isn't an easy job at all, after all~" She giggled again.
Issa made a face. On one hand he didn't look weak, in fact far from it. She could smell the strength from him the strange man looked as if he could take whatever she could give and throw it right back to her. Worse still she felt as if he was stronger than her. Probably. A delightful possibility actually. She didn't even need to look down to see him. He might be someone fun for a short while but marriage was for long term right? Could she really stand to be with someone like this for so long? Something about him terrorized her and she wasn't one to be scared so easily. She let out a cold breath of air, it was such a shame to waste such a look on this occasion. "No thank you. This is a horrible waste of my time and I assume yours? But it's nice to know there's people like you out there, it just seems like you're a bit too intense for me. "
"Oh no..." Leslie kept fiddling with his fingers, anxious. It was a really weird situation, being forced to marry someone he didn't knew, let alone someone as intimidating as Issabel. She was big and strong, and Leslie was tiny and too weak to even hold his groceries for too long. Leslie couldn't even leave his house without getting extremely anxious, and now he was faced with a situation he did not expected not in a million years. "You are... Very pretty and dresses really well, but I think we both know that this won't work, right? I mean, no offense, you look great--- I just... It's hard for me. We are really different and... Maybe we can find a way to not...get married?" Leslie gave a dumb smile, like someone who doesn't know what to do. And he really doesn't.
After being told of the arrangement, his eyes opened wide as he looked up at Rota. "I... wait. No. It can't be." Chris gaped at him as tears began to roll down his face. After wiping off his cheeks in vain, his head turned down towards the floor. His husband-to-be was good-looking and seemed like a pleasant man, but his legs were frozen.
Finally, Chris brought himself to the altar, taking his partner's hand. "I hope you don't take this the wrong way... let's just make the best of it, alright?"
Travis felt red from his ears to his neck, and wanted to shy away. But he had to draw the line somewhere! Keeping his ground, he pointed at Taka confrontationally, taking great care to keep from touching the man's scarred chest. "You told Uncle Baby that you were gonna marry him! So you can't just-- that's not fair, to play with his feelings like that-- that's my uncle!"
But... Staring Taka down (up?)... He felt flattered to have this happen. Was that a bad thing to think at a time like this? Travis lowered his finger, losing his resolve. So maybe he didn't draw the line at all, like a normal, good human being should've. He added on to his previous feelings sheepishly. "Maybe we should start slow? A- a- a date. How about a date?" Again, Travis corrected himself for a final time, defeated and excited all at once to have someone like Taka interested in him. "Just, please-- promise not to tell anyone. F-for now!"