Your OC is forced to marry the OC above!

Posted 6 years, 4 months ago (Edited 5 years, 6 months ago) by colorful

EDIT: PLEASE ONLY BUMP THE THREAD EVERY 2 HOURS PER PERSON! Also, refrain from posting characters under 18!

I've thought of this weird idea after listening to some love songs and even wedding songs. This is probably the forum game we never needed, but I'll still post it for the heck of some giggles. So, how the heck does this work?

This is like Persona Q's Group Date Cafe dungeon, except it's completely random.


As you entered the place you were supposed to enter, you encounter something else. You are surrounded by sculptures of angels and adornments of white ribbons and bows with roses at the middle. The warm sunshine pierced through the colorful stained glass, emitting kaleidoscopic reflections. As you look up, you see the sacred illustrations at the ceiling.

You're confused. Tried to move, you noticed something off... Your clothes... Instead of what you last wore, your clothes changed to that of a bride/groom's due to some unknown phenomena. As you look straight to the altar, someone is waiting for you.

In short, you're getting married prior your notice.


Now I've explain what the heck's going on, let's proceed with the rules:

  • Your character must be above 18 years old.
  • Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
  • Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
  • Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
  • Please tell if you want your OC's sexuality to be respected. Though since this is a crack thread, I don't really mind for myself, surprise me.
  • Please, make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked character, you will be skipped without your notice.
  • Remember, this is just a crack thread and this is an AU, and this will never be canon. OCs who are taken can also take part, if you don't mind the cursed NTR.
  • Though if you really want to marry the OC above you, might as well ask the user about it before actually marrying them.
  • Rules can be changed anytime.

How does this work?

It's hard to explain it with words and I can't type as much since my back hurts, but let's do it like this. Don't imitate my examples, though.

  • 1st guy
  • 2nd guy: "Y-You've got to be kidding me. There's no way I'll marry someone as sacrilegious as you! In fact, I am already married! Well why would you...?!"
  • 3rd guy: "W-Why am I marrying this guy?! I mean, we're both guys and I only like pretty girls! He reeks, too!"
  • and so on...
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 Carlotta colorful

"Ooh, I heard you're a generous man that you're always willing to help someone in trouble! Hmmm, I don't know what's the reason behind that but I guess it's for the good of what you hold dear? I guess it won't be bad if I play along with this. God knows how much of a hardworker you are, good sir. Tee-hee~"

Electra ChickieDee

Electra seemed more amazed by the decorations surrounding them both more so than Carlotta at first, flitting around in excitement. Everything was so beautiful! So pretty! What was all of this for again? Oh, right...! She quickly snaps back to attention, quickly scurrying back to the woman still standing at the altar. 

Scribble, scribble. Sorry sorry for running off! This is for a wedding right??????? You really wanna marry me??????? But you're so elegant!!!!!! 

The robot stops writing to tilt her head in confusion, looking Carlotta up and down. A sudden burst of excitement flashed through her with an aggressive start in writing again.

Scribble, scribble. Oh!!!!!! OH!!!!! Maybe I can help you with your experiments, whatever that is??????? That way it's an equal trade!!!!!! This'll be fun!!!! Come on, come on let's get married already then!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD

Ivy gummy

Ivy has never been married before, let alone to a robot girl. Not that she has ever dated a robot girl anyway, but Electra was very damn cute. 

"My my my." Ivy tapped her lips. "Ive never understood technology, it progresses to damn fast for me. but I never knew It could look this cute." Ivy almost felt Electra was more living than a machine, everything looking humaniod-like until her face and the blue tone of her skin. But that was oddly attractive.

"I never expected my first time being engaged to be like this, but I guess I cannot complain. I must ask though- are you waterproof?" 

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 Westley Bostonia

"I wasnt- I wasn't expecting to get thrown back into marriage so quality, gosh" he nervously rubbed his hands, looking at everything but Yulan out of his embarrassment. "We could get along, yes, bearable enough; My job sometimes involves coding so it would be nice to connect with you over that. But I can't say I am going to go into this happily, I have a stronger preference to keep to myself. I hope you don't expect too much from me... physically wise.""

Henry Sawyer FlyingHybrid

“This is my second time getting married, I hadn’t even divorced yet.” He adjusts his collar. “You seem like  very nice kid though. Wouldn’t mind marrying you, we can work out our differences.” 

Reid Alexander Kenneth | $40 Gomji

Behind his sunglasses, Kenneth's eyes widened in surprise. After all these years, he was finally getting married? 'No,' He reminded himself. 'I'm not even human anymore..' His perplexed demeanor changed to a calm one as he brought himself back into reality. "Sorry, but this isn't gonna work between us. I mean, there's no way for me to remain calm around you." Kenneth stared at Henry's neck as he said this. "Besides, you're married and even have kids." If it weren't for his sunglasses, he probably would've looked like a creeper.

 Collin Opossun

Collin looked at Kenneth head to toes, thinking really hard on what to say. "Well, I mean, I'm a vampire too but like, I'm a vampire for like... Two years?" Even the way he talked just was on the nose how lowkey immature he was. "I feel like you are just a bit too... uh... Kinda older than me and-- Not like this is a BAAAD thing you know, there are people who are into this but. Y'know." He looked away, a bit scared that he made Kenneth feel bad. "Besides, I'm not much of a impulsive vampire myself, and think we'd have some troubles taking things in a relationship... however can I just say? You are like, very handsome. You won't have a problem on getting a date, honey. If you want, I can introduce you to other old vampires I know!" 

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 Candie 💕 Feliii

Oh~ aren’t you a pretty little thing? I won’t have an issue with this, not one at all. Candie borderline purred while looking at the man before her, she didn’t care for the marriage, but someone who looks this good might actually be fit to be next to her in her streams, maybe she’d even consider going into public with him, maybe. Don’t worry hun, I’ll make sure to take good care of you, just don’t think of leaving~ marriage is until end does us apart ♡ and I wouldn’t want it to end sooner then it needs to, especially with your pretty face, it’d be such a waste. She had a small pout at the end of her sentence that was immediately replaced with a poisonous smile, she was going to have fun with him.

Phillip London qualityghost

Phillip nervously eyed his new.. wife. He immediately looked away. He felt really sick, he didn't know why. Quietly, he took a deep breath. Phillip, she is a WOMAN! Get your act together! Don't break her heart... He thought.

Slowly, Phillip turned to face Candie. He opened his mouth, and a loud nervous squeak just came out. He covered his mouth, grinning awkwardly and trying again. He still couldn't get any words out. "Hh.... hh.... ...Excuse me for a moment."

Phillip dashed out, and proceeded to bash his head against the wall for being an idiot.


insert Phillip crying here

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Mimsy ChickieDee

Mimsy wasn't the marriage type, and she definitely wasn't a forced-marriage type. She let out a sigh as she walked down the aisle; she'd just have to break the news to her spouse-to-be. But as she got closer, she could feel the desperation coming off of the young man before she could even see him. The fog covering his glasses, the sweaty complexion, the excitement that she could see coursing throughout him; he looked as if he would just pop from a single glance in his direction, let alone the kiss this whole ceremony was supposed to end with. A mischievous smile slipped onto her face. Well, she still wasn't happy with this whole marriage business in the slightest...

But, really, who was she to turn down such a quick and easy meal when it was just right in front of her?

Adjusting the bodice of her dress as she stood beside Ichirou, the succubus let out a small laugh. "I'm sorry to break it to you, darling, but I really am not looking for any sort of wedding. That just isn't me. But..." She trails off on the word as she moves in a little closer, reaching out a hand to gently brush some of the hair out of his face. Her hand lingered on his cheek, absent-mindedly drawing light hearts with her fingers. "...You are pretty cute~ What can I say; I'm a sucker for pink~ How about we forget all this nonsense and skip to the fun part, hm~? You don't have any objections to that, do you~?"