Your OC is defeated by the above OC!

Posted 5 years, 11 months ago (Edited 5 years, 4 months ago) by raihan


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Walker (Human) kafkaesque

"Oh... Oh goodness..." Walker muttered with a shaking hand while staring up at the green woman who towered over her, first literally and now in a figurative sense too. She clenched down on her own teeth before shifting off to the side. There, her metallic serpent - once tall and impressive - laid in quite the stunned fashion, its thick metallic hide being the only reason why it didn't incur more serious injuries. Welp, there went her only chance of dealing with her adversary evenly.

Now that this option was gone, the middle-aged aristocrat really had no choice but to surrender. She had to, lest the fight be dragged down more than needed.

Nevertheless, Walker still seemed quite bitter as she got up to her feet and grunted, "Well, that was supposed to not be more than just some petty cat-fight," just loud enough for the other party to hear. A leer was also delivered, though it shook due to the fact that she was constantly distracted with the dull, almost throbbing pain in her upper arm. She had hit it when tumbling to the floor quite ungracefully, all in some futile attempt to avoid that charge into her abdomen. Holy shit, was that charge executed so quickly. It seemed like the woman's legs were hovering off the ground, while Walker's were stuck.

Fear was one hell of a bitch in that regard, and she knew it a bit too well.

"And..." she continued with a hint of hesitance while waving a hand off to the side, "Let us... End it that way, shall we?" It was at that moment where Walker's stoicism broke, and her frown gave way to a grin. But it was a nervous grin, and certainly one that didn't reach her eyes. The aristocrat laughed while hissing under her teeth at the same time, as she attempted to reach her fainted serpent. Oh, this might be worthless, she assured herself, it is not like I will get remorse in that regard... She glanced off to the side, just a few meters away from her intended destination.

You might as well stop where you are and withdraw that snake.

The woman's voice now rung with desperation as she added, "Please...? You already bested me in this fight. Already defeated my strongest defense, so... There is really nothing to do from there..." In all honesty, though, the only reason why Walker was allowed to utter so much was because the other party was absolutely still. If she used her super speed to advance towards the aristocrat and finish her off... It would be a simplistic task. Just run and get her. How hard could it be?


oh god.... rip Hmmm... here's a follow-up for the fellow.... potential cw for "gore" mention (aka it's not even actual gore but is meant to mimic such) just in case...

The squeaking of the creature's boots signaled its presence long before Walker actually looked over in its direction. She was a bit too aware of the rumors surrounding it, ranging from the relatively mundane to the - admittedly - quite catastrophic. Admittedly, the aristocrat wanted none of it, as she wiped a hand across her face and continued on her way for the most part, because allowing a strange and "potentially dangerous" beast to follow you in the middle of an isolated area is always a smart decision.

At least she eventually looked back over her shoulder, just to see whether the thing that was following her really was the elusive Hmmm.

Wait, big mistake!

Suddenly, the woman was stunned by a piercing cry coming from the creature as it fell backwards onto the floor and started to roll through it. For a moment, Walker was genuinely speechless, her mouth hanging open while it drew in a breath - signified with a sharp inhale - and fell limp. Huh.

"Is... Is everything okay?" she asked with a raised brow before taking a step forward. As far as she was concerned, the beast was still breathing, but... Maybe that was her being a bit too desensitized to death thanks to her mother talking about it so much. Goodness, that was uncomfortable to even think about. She shuddered and glanced off to the side. "I mean no harm, but... You really did surprise me there for a second, even with your boots and noises."

Her question seemed to be answered when Hmmm's muscles started to twitch, causing her to let out a gasp while taking a step back. Spoke too soon, apparently.

Never mind, then... thought the woman with a grimace while biting down on her lip, That is... Sort of unfortunate, if that is the case... Her eyes weren't exactly focused on the confetti streamers the creature was throwing out to simulate entrails, but the flashes of red were definitely enough to make her uncomfortable enough to take more steps back until the aristocrat inched her way out of the scene.

She had no idea what she did, in all frankness, but she sure as hell wasn't going to repeat that anytime soon.

Hmmm porkchop

Walker didn't actually do anything to Hmmm. She just looked at it for about a half a second and it reared back and cried out all dramatic-like, falling backwards to the ground into a collapsed heap. It writhed for a moment, quite fakely, with its boot-hands over its face as it rolled about all over the floor.

Then, Hmmm drew in a breath and "died," falling limp. It did, periodically, peek one eye open, just to see if Walker was still there, but then quickly continued to feign its death, tongue out and all. It even threw in some exaggerated twitching for good measure.

If she were to touch Hmmm, even slightly, that would throw it into yet another fit of violent flailing, as though to reenforce the fact that it was forever defeated and truly it would never stand again. It threw out glittering red "entrails" which were obviously just Party City confetti streamers, littering area and turning the scene into a gruesome sight.

Hmmm was forever defeated. Dead for good. Never again would Hmmm hand out large quantities of pure food additives to children, just to see what would happen. Never again would Hmmm ponder the ethics of Guantanamo Bay and how it sounds like a barrel of fun to go "water boarding" there. Never again would Hmmm shed its hexes across the land, wherever it may stride...

... Or something.

Just punch it hard enough. It'll get back up. 

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Brown (Human) kafkaesque

Served her right for thinking the scientist was nothing more than an intellectual, weak in the battlefield but promising in the academic sphere.

"Shit, shit, shit," Brown hissed under her breath as she carefully regarded the blood seeping out of the wound in her arm. She initially attempted to squeeze it to reduce the bleeding, but after a while, she gave up and merely waved a bloodstained hand to the other party. "How the fuck did you do all of... This!?" the woman snarled, "Did... Did your weapon do that shit? Holy fucking hell..." Wiping some sweat off her brow with her other hand, the woman stepped over to the side, mostly just because that was where her dagger was tossed during the fight.

It was a stupid decision in hindsight: tossing her only mechanism of defense out into the void, where it could easily be snatched up by the wrong hand. Brown glared at the humanoid before shaking her head and gritting her teeth.

She shook an arm at him before growling, "Listen, it may have been for your 'self-defense' or whatnot, but... Folks like you? Those who think that they are here for the sake of others? That is a lie. They're really only here for themselves, and it's the fucking praise that they get from others that fuels them. Not because they have passion for the job, or because they genuinely want to protect others. It is because all they want at the end of the day is some good old fucking praise-" Brown's ramble was suddenly interrupted as she coughed harshly into her sleeve, her injured arm eventually being the one to pick up the dagger. She waved it for a second, before reluctantly placing it back in her pocket.

"You're no exception," she hissed further, eyes narrowed out of sheer contempt, "You're no better." For a moment, her voice cracked. Personal experience, perhaps? Brown let out a sigh before carefully adjusting her posture, then wiping off the flecks of blood from her injured arm. It wasn't long before she effectively looked unscathed, if only it weren't for the fact that she looked like... Well... A bit of a disheveled mess.

She had been through worse.

Now waving both hands in the air, Brown grunted, "Listen, I highly doubt that you're going to kill me at this point, even as I'm weak, but... Fuck it. I give you a victory, okay? Is that what you want? The praise you so desire?" With a sharp huff, the woman spun around on her heels, turning her back to the other party, before rolling her eyes. "Now... Should I leave before something implodes? I think something will implode at this point. Let me just..."  Brown stepped off to the side, albeit in a very exaggerated manner. "... Get on here... It'll be real comedic, a real laugh... The best way to end a fight, wouldn't you agree, dear?"


Brown upon seeing Buttons in her closet- :)c

actual follow-up is below the spoiler, because I love Buttons so fucking much.... 10/10 would die for it....

Brown was a surprisingly simple fellow. She saw cats or any creature that vaguely resembled a feline, she instantly loved them with all of her raisin-sized, likely shriveled and blackened heart.

Or, to say it in more casual terms, she would've been the "crazy cat lady" archetype if she wasn't already so occupied with fossils. After all, she could only have on dominating interest at a time, right? (As a treat, of course.)

The woman fiddled with a trinket that the wizard had offered her not too long ago: a pretty-looking class ring that also doubled as a seal ring. Brown just thought it was neat to look at; she sure as hell wasn't going to verify any documents anytime soon, though... In all honesty, at least the thought of ruining a document's validity through her own sour reputation was enough to entertain her, as she ascended up the stairs to her room. There, she ran her fingers through her hair, allowing some of the strands to come loose, before eyeing her reflection in the mirror.

"You might look damn fine by the end of all this," the middle-aged woman told herself before hearing a... Rustle, then a knock.

What the fuck!?

Brown's concentration was broken as she looked over to her closet, her lip curling back into a snarl as she slowly walked over to it. Her hand danced near her pocket for a second before she took a dagger out with one hand, then gently held the door of her closet with another...

With a sniff, she spat, "I swear to fucking god, if another thief found their way in my house...", before moving the door aside and... Brown nearly dropped the dagger in shock, but for better or for worse, she kept the weapon clutched in her hands; however, the important bit was that her grip had slackened, and it now seemed like the aristocrat was just carrying the weapon around - rather than ready to use it at any second. Well, at least this is much better than a thief...

Setting the dagger off to the side, Brown giggled and stooped down to meet the spitting and hissing quasit, wrapped up in an article of clothing that - luckily - Brown didn't care too much about. (Besides, she had the money. She could always just commission the tailor again if it was marred beyond repair.) Goodness, was it just as adorable as last time. She ignored its struggles in favor of petting its head, not exactly caring if she got her hand mauled by that lamprey-like set of teeth. The only thing that would've made this worse was the copious amounts of baby talk the woman prevented herself from uttering by biting down on her tongue, but...

That was a conditioned response, and she was alone. She had nothing to lose... Right?

"Awww, look at yoooouuuu," she cooed while gently stroking the cloth that held the poor quasit hostage, before hoisting the little bundle up in the air like it was a baby, "You were trying to eat one of my buttons now, weren't you?" Brown giggled as the woman carefully rotated her finding, before giving the other party a huge grin. In all honesty, her eyes sparkled as if she was a young girl all over again, except this time, nobody could stop her from being a low-key cat mom. Not even her dead husband. "I'll feed one to you later, sweet baby honey... But for now... I bet you want to get out of that bundle now, huh? You must be so tired after thrashing like that... Licorice cake... Let me take you downstairs to give you some room, darling..." Stroking the quasit's head once more, Brown closed the closet without a further word, humming to herself as if she had suddenly turned all... Broody, just like a mother hen.

Her dagger lay noticeably off to the side, untouched, unused. The thought of doing harm in this moment wouldn't have dared crossed her mind.

Malakai (Buttons) v13kai

(shoving buttons at you again for something..kind of cute lol)

Buttons had been caught. Both doing something it shouldn't have been doing, and literally caught. The little quasit had snuck into Brown's home and proceeded to find her closet, in which it began pulling clothes off hangars as it looked for buttons to eat. If a piece of clothing didn't have buttons, it didn't destroy them, just chucked them to the ground, making a huge mess. Perhaps it had been too loud, or just had the unfortunate luck of Brown needing something from the closet. In any case, when she opened the door, she found Buttons about to rip a gold colored button off a nice article of clothing. 

The beast froze a fraction too long, because it quickly found itself being wrapped in a piece of fabric. It hissed and screeched as it was being caught, rebelling against it, but quasits weren't quite known for their strength. So once it was wrapped up, it was stuck. If it weren't for its rather terrifying circle of teeth, Buttons looked suspiciously similar to a bat burrito, which was..kind of cute. If it weren't complaining so much, that is. It continued its little tantrum, making a series of loud disgruntled noises, which ranged from frog-like screeching sounds to absolutely nonsensical, jumbled syllables. 

However, like all little ones throwing tantrums, Buttons eventually tired itself out and reluctantly went lax, defeated. It huffed and gurgled quietly now, still displeased, but too exhausted to be as noisy. And it had been so close to eating a button...it would mourn not being able to now. 


(rare wholesome moment where buttons isn't terrorizing someone below!!)

Malakai had been hesitant to let someone take care of his quasit, knowing exactly how much of a trouble maker it was, but he had an event to go to that he absolutely could not get into trouble at. So, Buttons ended up in Matcha's care. Its owner had told it to be good, and it tried, but eventually it got bored and began to stir up trouble again. Mostly by trying to sneak up on people and scare them, thankfully not stealing any buttons so far.

However, Matcha put an end to that behavior, instead proposing different games. Turned out that Buttons didn't like fetch, since it just sat there and flicked its tail, unimpressed. Tug of war had a bit more success, but it eventually managed to gnaw through the rope, leaving them unable to play that anymore. They ended up on the last game of chase, which is what it really enjoyed, using the opportunity to figure out different ways to track Matcha rather than running right after him.

The little beast was panting by the end, but it was purring hard, pleased that it had exercised its mind and muscles. When the barista tried coaxing it off of him, it flopped over onto the grass, still purring. That stopped though when it was time to go, with it whining and refusing to get up. It was tired and didn't want to move. Matcha would probably have more luck just picking up Buttons and carrying it at this point.

Matcha salternate

Matcha burst into laughter upon getting plowed down by the creature.

"Okay! Okay, silly! You caught me!" Matcha blurted, patting his hand against Buttons's hide.

"Hoo boy, looks like I was too slow. You're a good boy...girl? So, so good. Okay, up, up!" Matcha huffed, patting his hand on the grass to coax Buttons off of him. As soon as they got off, Matcha pushed himself up. He wiped the slobber off his face before turning to Buttons.

"Oop, we should probably get you home, as your owner promised. It's getting quite late! Come on, let's go."

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"Ohoho, no need to be formal!" Matcha beamed, his lips curling into a smile.

"I'm just making my job a lil' more fun!"

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Nathaniel Clement fizzelston

I decided to dump this in a spoiler box as it has some mentions of Nath wanting to merder(tm) her like the edge fish he is. So tw for murder fantasy(?) Not super, but also kinda idk, graphical but I don't want to disturb anyone 

Just like that one time Selene had approached the other Half, something of her presents seemed to..Mess with things. Nathaniel's pupils were splits while holding his own wrist as tightly as he could. His fingers were out of control, twitching. Alieneted. Small sparks of dark energy ran over the back of his hands, over his fingers, it frighted him. This power frighted him. And yet... He felt so powerful. Nathaniel bared his teeth. Panting while still holding his wrist with all of his might. Scared what his hands would do if he plucked his fingers away. Scared of what he could do with all this power. The Void buzzed like an nest of angry bees in chest. Nathaniel's mind was numb and the only thing he could think off was using his powers. Using it on hér. Oh, he wanted to crush Selene's skull between his own hands, watching that smug smile of her's twist in a grimace of pain. Crack it like an egg. Nathaniel could almost feel it. The blood. He had done so before. 

Nathaniel stared up at the demon. Fangs still exposed, his eyes wild. He hated her. Void, he hated her. "You can let go of me now, " Nathaniel said. Even his voice sounded more like an animal-growling then human. But calm. He smiled. More a twisted mix between and grin and a snarl. Wide and fangy. "You've defeated me, fair and square. What do you want? Gold? Smuggled goods? I can give you whatever or whoever you like.." He said. Promises he had nó intention to keep. No. The only promise he vowed was that he was going to kill her. She will fall under his mortal hands. 

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I'm sorry for the snipe 😔✌🏻
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He let out a laugh, a genuine happy laugh. "Ha!" He told the older lady. "Beat you!"what an Achievement that was. He then patted his leg, inviting Puffin to sit on his lap. He almost looked like a decent humanfishbeing. Not a real murderer. Almost. With Puffin on his lap Nathaniel smiled at her. "I'm not so competitive either," who are you trying too fool... "Thank you for the soup, the secret for good white fish is to boil it long on low temperature," he said with a hum. Shoving his cup of soup closer. "Repaying me? Oh, well," Nathaniel's smile became a bit more sheepish as if he remembered his true purpose here. The real reason why he contacted Dolores all those weeks ago. And it wasn't knitting.
"You're familiar with Johnson right? And Smitshon? Can you maybe tell me something about them?"

Dolores (Human) kafkaesque

   - dfjhvdfjvdfv dw it's fine dude- :"))) (great minds think alike when it comes to necromancy- 😔👌🏼)

edit: I'M BACK TO ACTUALLY ADDRESS THE FOLLOW-UP. anyways. Dolores when Nathaniel brings up Johnson and Smithson- :)


"Oh my," was all Dolores initially uttered when she saw the pile of yarn - used and unused - laying at the feet of both the Easterling and the older woman. That was going to take forever to clean up.

Her eyes drifted down to the unfinished wool sweater laying in her lap, then the jumble of yarn that was supposed to be a sock in the other party's. Still, technique - or quality of work, for that matter - wasn't the objective of this friendly "duel." It was more oriented around speed: how much could one make in a certain amount of time? And in spite of his clumsy hands, the Easterling had somehow bested her in knitting. Knitting! Dolores's heart swelled as if this were her own child kicking her in the ass at this craft.

Poffin, meanwhile, contented herself to batting a paw at the ball of yarn as the older woman commented, "I think you're starting to improve in your skills there, sir. Sure, the socks are... The same as before, but you're able to make more of them, yes?" She laughed and waved her bandaged hand. "I remember when I first made a sock, and one sock took me a day or two. Yes, just one sock. It wasn't even a pair. I couldn't even buy anything until I made the pair, because it was so cold outside then."

With a giggle, Dolores got up out of her seat after placing the sweater on a nearby table, though she did wince at the yarn she stepped on. Could she reuse it if she stepped on it? Who knows. If she had to be concerned that much about mess, then none of the yawn could be reused, because it had all touched the floor and picked up some form of debris - whether it be sweat, dust, or just... Dog hair. The older woman gave her terrier a raised brow while the latter yipped and continued to bat at the stray strings. So, it was kind of an all-or-nothing situation in that regard, and - admittedly - Dolores was just a little bit shitty at dealing with those types of scenarios; she'd much rather believe that there was a grey in between white and black, that there was a spectrum instead of distinct categories.

"Which reminds me!" exclaimed Dolores with a hum, "The soup is just about ready to be finished. Now you get to feel warm both inside and outside, hm?" Another chuckle came out of her mouth as she shuffled past the sea of yarn before finally reaching the (mostly) empty kitchen. Her humming started to gain a rhythm when the older woman approached the pot and opened the lid, exposing a relatively saline broth filled with vegetables and chunks of fish. Goodness, was getting that fish a pain. She hoped her guest didn't mind defrosted fish too much... After turning off the stove, she closed the pot again before turning her head over her shoulder to regard the Easterling once more.

"I have to thank you for being such a gentleman here," she admitted with a small smile, "It's fun knitting with you, even when it's not competitive. I'm really not the competitive person either, but..." She took a whiff of the faintly umami broth before tittering into a palm. "... Just being able to knit with someone in general is nice, you know? And there's also the fact that you not only helped me with that cut but... You know, also with the fish. I never like it when food goes to waste. I feel like I need to repay you in some way, yes?" Old habits died hard.

But that didn't matter to Dolores, who opened the cupboard to take out some bowls and spoons, before humming, "You've already done so much for me, you know? Even if I'm just an old woman with not much in my hands. If you want, I could try helping you with knitting, or something else you need help on. Just... Something to consider, while I get this soup ready for dinner, yes?"


Dolores, actually winning something for once? surprising. here's a follow-up, because their friendship is cute...... too bad this one is angsty because Dolores can't take compliments or victories- :"))))

Honestly, the fact that Dolores even produced a checkmate was... Astounding. She stared down at the chessboard in awe for at least a minute, completely speechless as she struggled to come up with something to say. Of course, the "older" woman didn't want to gloat - or otherwise put the other party down - as... She remembered far too many folk who were rather proud to a fault whenever they won, and she was so used to just putting her losses aside and allowing them to savor their victories.

That, and the fact that nobody really played with maids. They were meant to work, and games were all but a distraction to what they were supposed to do. Sure, maybe Dolores picked up some knowledge from observing her employers playing chess over her years of work, but...

Even then, it just didn't make sense. She never got to thumb a chess piece unless she was cleaning it, or otherwise picking one up off the floor, and the older woman really didn't know how strategy worked. Dolores lived to comfort and serve people, not try tearing them down emotionally, physically, or socially. Yes, this even included victories. If someone asked to play a game with her, she was supposed to lose; she had to lose. It made her look like a slacker, but it was supposed to fuel her employers' egos.

She could only hope her own didn't suffer the same boost as she finally shifted a muscle and brought a hand up to her chest.

"I... I didn't mean to, really," she muttered almost apologetically. Ouch. The pain of her victory was made even worse by the fact that - apparently - her guest was supposed to be bad at games. Oh goodness, did I affirm that insecurity? Dolores clutched her hands to her head in near panic before suddenly biting down on her lip and barely stifling a loud sigh. Likewise, the sigh would've been better than actually uttering anything else afterwards.

Besides, who was she to be "good" at chess? Chess was supposed to be a sport of intellectuals, of the upper class. Dolores was none of that, and she honestly believed that none of the connotations fit her; she was, is, and always would be a plain maid who was destined to die in obscurity, with no legacy to support her than what was provided through anecdotes.

The elderly woman's lips pursed together as she added after an eternity of silence, "That's nice, miss, but... Do you want a rematch? I swear I didn't mean to win. I... I don't think I was supposed to win. I've never even played chess before. This must come off as a humiliation to you, yes?" Her hand fumbled across the table for her cup of tea, which she picked up ever so gingerly before giving it a sip. "This isn't what I deserve, to be honest with you. I kept trying to sabotage myself, but..."

Here I am, I guess.

Yikes!

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Noel Alkaev Vapor

It was a known fact that Noel didn't take losses well. He could deny it all he wanted, but his friends could attest that when he lost at a game of Red Hunt or Rosary, he shut down, shrugging off conversation, any enthusiasm to keep playing quickly diminishing, and any words said by him were laced with a soft bitterness.

So now with his glum expression, he stared down at the cards laid before him, the fancy illustrations threatening to blind him with how terribly unfortunate their outcome was. Though he was so confident he would have won after playing the game for well over twenty years, stag beats prince. He lost. Wahoo.

"I'm tired today, unlike you." he excused, "I was kept awake all night." Which wasn't a lie, considering his niece's frequent bouts of nightmares and his already existing insomnia, but still! Better blame that for him being shittier at the game than she was, but then, he decided to shoot himself in the foot. "The game is all luck, anyway. There's no skill to be found in it, and really, all you need to do is pick up the right card and use it, as you've done. If I'd pulled a soldier, I would have won." As if she needed the explanation. He had gone over the ins and outs a few times before they sat down, she already knew how to play.

Silently fuming as he sat across from Selene on the creaky wooden floor, he sighed and rested his wrinkled cheek in the palm of his hand. He didn't want to think about how much and how hard he sucked, but he was, and it fueled his sour mood. He looked away from the cards, trying not to be reminded of... whatever this was. He had to think of something else, something to distract him.

"I do have coffee left, though I think it's best not to waste it on something like this." He drawled. Coffee was, after all, difficult to come by in the middle of ass-crack nowhere. "Nor am I going to give you fruit. I'll be gutted if I gave away even half of an apple." Not a lie, either. Maribelle would indeed butcher him with her gross fourteen-year-old girl hands.

"..I do have venison," he offered, "And a bit of old jewelry, if you're the type to like such things. What will it be, little lady?"

Huh. And he thought he'd win and get some cash out of it.

Maybe he had a problem.


noel fucking dies.

also cw for graphic animal death / gore. doesn't actually happen but noel is talking about ufggggghhhh. ffff dressing a rabbit without a knife.

Oooh, tough guy.

Noel towered over Brown, his breath heavy and reeking of whiskey, emotions running high as he studied her half-crumpled form. He was indeed drunk as fuck, and hopefully that would cause his regrets to be more prominent once he sobered up, because as of that moment, he felt no guilt over brawling a lady in a poor bar and in such an undignified manner. Two intoxicated people stumbling over each other was never graceful, and toss in the fact that one was a lumbering old man...

There was that hubris, though. They might as well rip each other apart over it, as the more the woman spoke to him, the more he sneered down at her. "And I'm not dead," he rasped, "You, though-- You're looking pretty fucking close." He took a step closer to her. "But, not too fucking pretty, anymore." And then another step, this one heftier than the last. "As pretty as a street wench."

He scowled as his daughter was mentioned, dark eyes glowering upon the woman before him. Then, he barked out a harsh laugh. "Smart girl, then." he remarked, "I'd be a bitch to you, too." Except he wasn't an angsty teenager, so he didn't have an excuse to ream her like one. He did, however, have no brain, even at the ripe age of sixty-eight. "But, no. This? This is all me. I'd just like to strangle you, or gut you like a rabbit. Have you seen a rabbit get gutted before? You give it a good, long, hard push, and the intestines'll expel that way."

Noel took in a deep breath, his gaze steady on her. Did she actually think he was going to drag her to a hospital? He let out a snort as he continued his approach, and though he caught sight of her strapped dagger, it seemed he could care less. He leaned in closer to her, making certain that she would be able to smell his foul breath and the sweat lingering off of him.

"The wolf should help itself." he said, "Unless, you're no wolf at all."

Now is the best time to turn the tables and stab him.

Brown (The Wolf) kafkaesque

   - bold of you to assume that I wouldn't want Noel to beat the shit out of her vape.....

either way, in all honesty, Brown is the type of person who makes people go down with her if she loses. she'd definitely use that dagger against him, in other words. I'm so sorry Noel dfgvdsrfvsdrfv- :")))


Well, for a drunken bar fight, this turned out pretty badly.

Trying to balance herself, Brown made sure to flip off the elder before growling, "How does it... Fucking feel..." She coughed harshly into her sleeve, checking her hand to see if there was any bloody sputum, before flicking the droplets away. Then, she flicked more blood off her lacerated arm, as she remembered being hit pretty hard with a glass during the brawl. "... You're drunk as fuck," the woman growled further, "How the fucking fuck..." Hissing in pain, the woman clenched her arm before moving her hand around for something - anything - to pick up and potentially throw at the man, should he advance towards her any more.

"How the fucking hell did you beat me... With that damn booze in your system!? You should... Be dead by now... It's what you deserve, really." Edgy.

Brown's head couldn't stop spinning, though she wasn't able to tell whether it was because of the alcohol, the blood loss, or the fact that the older man had likely hit her head a few times - whether it be through a chair, a glass, or just... His fists. Her eyes locked on those damn hands of his before flipping him off again. How dignified of an aristocrat, but then again, the bar wasn't very high considering that she was rather sloshed, in a bar that was likely full of hooligans and other "lowlifes."

"Okay," the woman admitted while picking up an empty glass and flinging it around, though she didn't actually throw it anywhere, "I have to say... Your daughter is... A bitch... Didn't fucking eat her leech pie, then tried breaking one of my fossils... I don't even know why my friend likes her. He probably wouldn't like your bitch ass, that's for sure." She started to laugh acidly before being interrupted by her own coughing, as she had to break the eye contact in favor of checking her arm for more potential specks of blood. Gee... "So let me guess... She whined to you like some puppy about me, and then you decided to take matters into your own hands!? I'm probably wrong, but it doesn't matter. You're gonna be a bitch like me if you keep up that attitude." And to show her point, Brown pointed at herself, a toothy but shaky grin making its way onto her face in the process.

But... Maybe being a bitch wasn't the best idea right now - especially when the elder could still try beating her into a pulp - and she knew it. Her hand hovered over where her dagger for a moment, but it was so shaky that she found the move impractical. For now.

Instead, she cooed with a flutter of her eyes, "So... Why not help yourself a bit? Be a gentleman and take a fine lady over to the nearest clinic? I might give you some money if you stop being such... A fucking bitch, but promise that you won't spend it on alcohol? Let me tell you. Your breath fucking smells like shit with that much ethanol in your blood. Drink water or apple juice. Just... Not so much fucking damn booze." Sure. Maybe she meant it. Maybe she was just being salty that he managed to beat her even while drunk. Probably the latter.


oh god, it's the battle of edgy versus wholesome. Brown is mean as always (but she does appreciate the shit-talk regarding Johnson). time for a follow-up.

Finally, Brown didn't have to drink any more fucking tea.

Her relief was rather clear, as her eyes quickly broke away from the still-quite-full teacup and focused back on the mistress: Selene herself. With a sigh, the middle-aged woman leaned against her chaise while holding a hand against her head. Was it worth telling Timothy that she was shitty with waiting? Probably not. For her, men like him - let alone damn servants - didn't deserve much shit; if she were to complain and whine like a bitch, she'd probably do it to Selene, who was at least her equal in ranking.

Even if Brown was still just the tiniest bit pissy over the foiled assassination attempt. But at least she didn't crave violence right now!

Nonetheless, she chuckled and cooed rather coyly, "Oh, it wasn't exactly of my own volition. Social obligation is one son of a bitch, you know. I have a feeling that refusing the offer of a demoness would do more harm to my reputation than accepting it, wouldn't you agree?" Hey there. Was she joking, or trying to be passive-aggressive? Brown sure didn't answer as she watched the games being dished out for both parties to play with. "But I suppose it's true," hummed the aristocrat, "just to make it fair... Just to make it even. Homes are always rather intimate spaces anyway. You are expected to invite someone into your home after they invite you into theirs. It's one of the strongest signs of trust I know, to be honest with you."

She raised her brow when that... One party was brought up. Her smooth smile from before grew into an almost wicked grin as she ever so carefully eyed the demoness, then leaned in with a sense of... Fervor in her eyes. Oh no.

"Oh, I heard," the woman replied with a rough rumble, "He was real fucking pissed over it. I think you don't need to me specify whom the unfortunate man is. I may be friends with him, but I still like dragging him into this shit every so often. It's fun, really." She shifted a card over to the center of the table before twirling an empty hand rather deftly. The game, as monotonous as it was to her (thanks to years of playing it out of aristocratic obligation), was... Fun. But not as fun as talking shit about Johnson, apparently. "Besides, men always react so strongly to this type of stuff. It's a shame, because they always brag about being so fucking tough, but drag them into a situation that just endangers their poor little masculinity for a bit..." Brown trailed off to start laughing, almost slamming her hand down on the table in sheer amusement.

"... They start whining and crying! Even though they claim to never go down to that level! Fucking stupid! Fucking hypocritical!" Encouraging Brown's misandry is always a bad idea.

Brown pushed up another card before shaking her head and grunting, "He's not as hard as to wear down as you might think. I've done that to him many times over. He is a hypocrite at the finest. Do not wear it like a crown when you reach his breaking point. It's not even worth it. He just whines like some bitch and starts kissing your ass in order to make sure you don't kick his. It is a bit pitiful, but he is nothing more than a political flounder." She chuckled while holding her deck close to her bosom. "He bites until you bite back, then all he does is bark. I would feel bad for him if it was just a fluke, but it is unfortunately a habit..." Her words came to a stop as she realized that she had - somehow - won her game. With a raise of her brow, she looked up at Selene before elegantly setting her cards aside and folding her hands together.

"I suppose, dear. But I hope you're genuinely learning, and not just going through the motions. I know a man who just might be guilty of that..." Gee. Johnson again? Fair, but stop bringing him up. He didn't deserve relevance right now.

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Wraith Stormheart SpiritdragonRyuu

  Oh he will try to fight it, and he will lose xD

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Aestrum Edgy panther boy can't play games xD

Wraith glared at the clear marks on the floor which had a series of X's and O's on it, marks which had been made in the dust of the concrete floor of him home. This had started because Wraith was going after a target who was rumoured to be incredibly dangerous, usually this wouldn't be much of an issue, if Wraith wasn't completely sleep deprived from several nights of nightmares and was pretty sure he was getting sick. It wouldn't be too surprising, given how cold his "home" was, it didn't even have glass in the window. Selene had insisted that he left the mission for tonight in order to get some sleep and go after his target when he was feeling better, and with Wraith being stubborn, he brushed off the idea of resting in favour of his mission. So here he was, playing noughts and crosses, or tic tak toe or X's and O's as he found it was sometimes called as well, with Selene to settle the matter. He had no idea why this game had so many names, couldn't the makers have just settled on one, surely a game didn't need that many names.

When Selene suggested a game to settle on what was going to happen, Wraith had tilted his head in confusion explaining that he didn't know any games, not even ones that were commonly played by children. He was pretty sure he saw a look of shock on Selene's face when he said this, or maybe the lack of sleep was making him see things, both were plausible. The shifter listened to Selene explain the rules of the game, it seemed simple enough, or so he thought. But after Selene had won the first go, Wraith drew another grid in the dirt, not wanting to admit defeat. After 5 rounds of loosing without a single win, he called it quits and laid back on his mats.

"Alright......" He said giving a deep sigh. "....you win, I'll stay here and rest." He rolled onto his side and coughed a few times. After he pulled the thin blanket, which had a couple of holes in it, over him before drawing another grid in the dust, mentally trying to figure out how he could have lost so many times. "Maybe......you can show me some more games.....to pass the time..." He said softly, he was only just feeling how exhausted he really was, his body was already trying to pull him into a deep sleep. 

He could hear Selene talk about a game called rock, paper, scissors. "Err....I could maybe find a rock around here....possibly paper......I don't own scissors though......" He explained as he look at his friend who was now sitting on the mat he was lying on. He blinked when she gave a laugh and explained that they didn't physically need those things as it was just the shapes they were suppose to make with their hand. Wraith tilted his head slightly but listened to how to play, though Selene insisted that he got some sleep first.

"I will sleep if you win this game." He said before raising one of his hands, ready to play this new game. Sure enough he lost. He gave a grunt and a sigh before dropping his hand to the ground. He really wasn't cut out for games. 

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Oh dear, here we go, I think they are just as stubborn as each other xD

Follow up:

Wraith was in a pretty sour mood all day, he barely got any sleep last night, a mission lead turned out to be false and ended up being an ambush, he had a run in with local law enforcement and to top it off Johnson had entered his territory and started to backtalk him. All the anger and frustration throughout the day finally came loose when Wraith turned around and swiped at the older man, his nails temporarily turning into sharp claws before returning back to their normal state. He really wasn't in the mood for this. 

He could hear Johnson cursing him out, but in his rage Wraith's world felt distant, driven solely by survival and anger. When his hearing finally came back he could hear the other man saying how his friend wouldn't be happy about Wraith attacking him. The shifter gave a scoff. "No old man...I think you will find that I drew the line" He snarled back. "At least I don't rely on others to win my battles for me." He said turning around and disappearing into the shadows.

He heard Johnson then shout that he never should have met him. A waste of talent and energy huh?......You don't even know the half of it old man. He thought as he kept walking.

Johnson (Human) kafkaesque

Johnson could only mutter, "Shit...", as he looked down at the blood very obviously dripping from the laceration situated dangerously close to his left eye. Just a few more inches downward, and he would've been blinded. He sucked in a breath as he felt at the wound, then gazed at the other party with genuinely widened, flabbergasted eyes for once. His mouth was opened into a gasp, yet no words could come out except for the aforementioned "shit."

Good! It was what Johnson deserved for all the times he had sass-talked the panther-shifter, and now the metaphor about poking the tiger really did come true for him.

Wiping the blood off his arms, hands, and face, the man shook a battered red-and-white capsule in a bloodied hand before hissing, "What is it with you prowling after me, huh?" He paused for a moment as he clenched his teeth from a mixture of pain and obvious disdain. "... Kid," he spat after a long pause, "You... You little kid. You sure act like one underneath that tough exterior, huh? That's why you need that cat form of yours to make a single difference! You little..." For better or for worse, Johnson didn't have the right to say "fuck." "... You little bitch. Kid. What gives you the right to..."

"You know my friend won't be very happy if she sees this, right!?" he spat with a sudden rise in fury, as he waved little droplets of blood around, though the amount was admittedly quite small as the wounds had started to clot by this point. "I mean... Sure, you and her seem to agree with the fact that animals are better than people - which is wrong, by the way - but..." He pointed a single bony finger at the gash on his forehead, then the punctures on his hands. "I think she'd draw the line there. I'm her friend, after all! And she won't go down easily like me..."

Gee. Real bold of you to assume Brown - an accused murderess - would give a shit, Johnson.

He snarled while throwing his hands out, "It's a shame, really. Even with my creatures, I couldn't stand a chance against you. You and that... Damn cat thing of yours..." Johnson broke eye contact with the younger man in favor of curling his lip to expose a few teeth. "It's all unfair, really. Someone who prowls in the shadows such as yourself... You have a reason for being so secretive, huh? Don't want other people to come into your territory-" And then he remembered how he had met the panther-shifter all those nights ago... The paintings, then the confrontation itself.

Sucking in a breath, the middle-aged man huffed, "You know what? I shouldn't have even met you in the first place. Because then I wouldn't have been beat up, and you wouldn't have tried fighting an innocent old man. It's a lose-lose for both of us. It's pitiful, really. What a waste of talent and energy, let me tell you that..."


this is objectively the worst way to lose. I'm so sorry..... here's my follow-up- >:(

This was objectively the worst way to go down, even if Johnson was younger than the middle-aged, egotistical ass that deserved to be hated. You see… He was still a prick, even in his twenties. It was as unfortunate and egregious as it sounded, in all honesty.

“That doesn’t change the fact that she seems like a weak creature,” Johnson scoffed while glancing over at the gelatinous mess that was supposed to be his lead Pokemon- Duosion. It was just a Duosion. He sighed before sniffing, “Besides, I know from personal experience that most Pokemon have to be caught with the help of another Pokemon instead of bred, because they are normally so powerful that trying to catch one yourself will often lead to more harm than good. Even the smallest, weakest creatures native to my region have this unfortunate fact placed upon them…” The Duosion accompanying Johnson gurgled for a second before glaring back at the other party.

Disgusting.

“But sure. If you think you even stand a chance. Go ahead. Go forth with that duel of yours. I don’t mean anything against you, of course, but it’s only evitable that you’ll be disappointed as the primary result of all this.”

Oh… Great. Johnson being an egotistical son of a bitch - even in his twenties? Great. His Duosion paid no mind to it, and - of course - it was something that needed to be knocked down as soon as possible. It was a dangerous trait to carry, yet here was the youth, convinced that he could somehow bend that rule to his whim - like how his companion Pokemon could bend a spoon using its psychic powers.

With a sniff, Johnson stated, “Let the battle begin,” and waved his hand.

If only the man lost, just to teach his bitch ass a lesson. But alas, he won. It soon became clear that his Duosion’s psychic powers were simply too overwhelming for the glowing lizard, causing Johnson to sneer - yet still raise his brows as if he was surprised by the outcome. Gross. He knew that it was coming, if only because of his monumental ego. If rationality was the main drive behind his motives like he claimed it was, he would’ve approached the battle more carefully, more formally. It just seemed like a game to him though, unfortunately, and it was - of course - terrible.

Absolutely terrible. Never do that again.

“It wasn’t a bad battle, but I reckon that it didn’t give my Duosion much experience,” sighed Johnson while gently rubbing the Duosion’s thin outer membrane, careful not to pierce it and accidentally dip his hand into the gelatinous fluid contained within. Eugh. He raised a brow before giving the other party a surprisingly mirthful smile, however.

“It’s fine, though. I think it’d be more of a learning experience for you than anything else.”

And without a further word, Johnson turned around and walked back towards his residence, his Duosion following not too far behind. Whoop his ass. It’s what he deserves.