because Vanessa is in fact a doll and not a human being who bathes in a washing machine, she can absorb tide pods- in fact, it gives her more strength and power everytime and she becomes a step closer in conquering the human race
The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."
Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..
first one to post gets a free one!
if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3
Ken, of course, absolutely being a human, has an unfortunate condition that makes hair grow all over his body and gives him an extended neck... or at least that's what he says, he has a doctors note written in crayon about too so it must be true!
Ben on the other hand, he has many fans and some of them even have crushes on the hunk of a hero. He has trouble giving signatures though, Tending to just keep a little ink pot on him so he can dip the tip of his hooves in.
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Either of my girls are good!
Della once tried to get Taffy to summon a rock from the skies but accidentally activated a hidden ability of time traveling at the same time . . . and that's how the dinosaurs went extinct
Kanade lowkey would say "I don't need friends they disappoint me"...in front of people, unironically.
you'd THINK Florida would like orange soda since yknow, orange flavored, but he actually despises it. It's not the scum of the earth but it's still so,,,,cursed to him. Fizzy orange juice impostor??? no thANKS, he only drinks the most delicious, natural Florida Orange Juice™ with no pulp and NO FIZZINESS
Due to Desio's fears to stairs, escalators and elevators, other people are usually forced to carry or push him when having to go though them. And when it happens, due to Desio's panic and resistance, it usually needs help from a lot of people., and even others near the scene will get to offer help thanks to this.
Whether or not any of these incidents have been recorded and submitted to Youtube [insert universe's ripoff of social media], it will always be a mystery.
If you're spending time with Johan, expect extremely loud screams every now and then... he has a Very Nasty Habit of accidentally biting his tongue, and with his sharp teeth and superhuman strength, it's an incredibly big deal. He's careful about not biting his own tongue to the point of near paranoia. but, sometimes, while eating something tasty, he'll let his guard down... then chomp. there's usually tears involved.
THAT'S CANON AF. Except its even better because her clothes would be a pile on the floor too, making it even more obvious.
whenever Pinky has to avoid something she doesn't want to do she just shapeshifts and hides. like, someone calls her and says , "oh Pinky, it's time to do Pokemon Taxes," and she turns into a cactus or smtng. (it's probably around ppl she really trusts since she doesn't wanna give away her disguise n stuff)
the thing is, since she can't get rid of the glasses, it's usually a dead giveaway to where she is, and it's more of an act of straight up defiance rather than a disguise
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this is CANON and the caterpillar’s name is now big tony because when he makes skuggy feel like a big tony even when hes feeling like a little tony