Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

since he spends all sorts of time alone in his lab, contral tends to do a lot of embarrassing things alone like dance, sing, talk to himself, etc... perhaps lipsync some britney spears ...

OH ABSOLUTELY, ACCEPTED

He has an account on Neopets and DEFINITELY gets into fights with people on the forums. 

Grisia, on the other hand, has a flight rising account and loves his dragons deeply

Madeline hates hats because her horn prevents them from sitting properly on her head.

Silent has a tricyle that's modded to looks like a motorcycle when he's a kid

ducky has a fursona who's a duck, and that's where they got the name

Honestly I'd imagine they probs own a youtube channel and have let play series for old DS games that aren't as popular. Definitely plays nintendogs. 

dr. augie loves bugs so much, he has bug-patterned undergarments ... he doesn't let anyone know about that tho

He eats Ravioli with ratatouille

BIG TIME CANNON??

His antenna are zig zagged because he got them stuck in a door.

omfg it was going so well right until the end!

Ink often paints scenes of the universe's he has visited to remember the scenery, and then eats them

Miles is lowkey afraid of dogs since, in his meat form, they keep chasing him.

whenever audrey catches himself thinking not-so-heterosexually, he mutters to himself "you can't catch me, gay thoughts"

kankan like playing with dollmakers but he only ever makes himself in them over and over again