Expectation: “You’re some kind of feline, I reckon. Not a domestic one, for sure, but you don’t really look like a big cat either so I’m going to say you must some kind of small wild feline, like a fisher cat? You are male, I assume, but don’t really care about pronouns that much. You seem... distant from reality and don’t really like the way the world currently is, a glass half empty kind of dude. Nothing is ever good enough for you, everything is all doom and gloom and I can’t say I blame you for thinking that way if you do, the world is a hellish place sometimes. Perhaps you do have a partner but I see you as a loner, one that won’t hurt others but wouldn’t help them either. Judging by the icon, you look like you have lots of spots! Maybe scars from battling other animals?”

Reality: “You are cat, obviously, but a domestic one, albeit feral and you are far from wanting to live in a long-paw’s home. Not much is said about you, but you trip over your own tail? I was not expecting such a ferocious feline to… trip over his own body part. I know you won’t like hearing that because you seem to be VERY sensitive over people telling you that. I’m not like Reece so I won’t nag you about it, but maybe be more careful. You really don’t care much about how you look. Guessing that sometimes you can judge based on appearance sometimes!” 

Expectation: I have a feeling that you might be a “Dad dog” who has family and a wife and I have a feeling that in your universe that humans don’t exist I guess-but, anyway. I feel you might be Dad's dog who works as the Police force or something or maybe your dog who might look after your children and hunt down food. I think your personality might be a happy, gentle, calm dog who would always want to cheer someone up and will get angry if someone pisses you off or hurts one of your children. Because I can see your happy smiling face XD on your Profile pic. So what I feel is that your strong dad dog who wants to protect their family or something and will sacrifice anything to protect your loved ones.

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Claim the TheEliBlog (Finished)

Reality: Wow DAMN I was right, you are the highly strong dog type and you are a - sweet, selfless delighted dog who doesn't like fights, so maybe I guess it correctly, so that counts Lamo XD, also what I didn't expect ithat your "single" but you do have crush on Lolaaaaa XD HAHAHAHA You like her-anyway what I didn't expect is that "gets an undeserved bad reputation because of irresponsible ownership and poor breeding" so I guess that in your universe that humans exist and dogs can talk? so lastly good luck on getting Lola because you seem like a decent dog type everyone will be comfortable with because I think you will be great match with her and I am sure she will like you and you deserve it! 

Expectation: “I don’t know. You seem like a generally nice kid. A little energetic maybe but honestly, who isnt? Maybe you’re into skateboarding or something.”

Reality: “Seven hells! I never saw you as the type of guy to get involved with illegal activities. What’s the point of making happy memories when it gives you no future. I believe in you. You can make things work out without being a criminal.” He gave the kid a pat on the back. It was the best he could do and he hoped that his words could act as motivation.

expectation: “Eugh. Your kind always find a way to disappoint. Whether it be through combat, your pitiful raids, or magic. It seems you beast men are nothing more than savages gifted with a semi human form”

Reality: “I am…supportive? Yes supportive of your goal. I have nothing more to say, besides you have my help where it is needed dancer” (he’s trying his best here guys)

Expectation: "Yo, you look like a pirate... wizard... robber kinda guy? Mostly like a pirate wizard. Prolly not a robber. You look like one'a those mentor figures in those fantasy novels I've read. Like, you always have what you need on your person, so if someone needs a sandwich you pull it outta nowhere." 

Reality: "Dang, you aren't a pirate-robber-wizard. You aren't really a mentor figure either, seems like I got, like, most of it wrong, LOL! You're super cool though, but you don't like beast men sooooooooo maybe I should head out"

Expectation: "You seems more like a teaser and a flirt. You looked like you would tease someone else to death because you were over-interested in them, you also looked like that you came from a webcomic made by an artist. No offense but you're kind of basic, sorry dude."

Reality: "Damn dude.. You're actually more of an asshole than i guess, but you did that in a good way because you just want put a stop to them from bullying other people. That's heroic shit, dude. How about we should hang out?

Expectation: "Heh, I know I've got this pat down already." He grins. "I'll bet you're a happy sod and you've got lots of money, yeah? Something tells me you've probably got a good gamble too, maybe a big house and something nice to wear when you're winding down." Was this just a life *he*, himself wanted. Sure. But this guy just looked like he'd be filthy rich! 

Reality: When he hears that he's a fisherman and not some high-class individual who makes millions of dollars, his eyes widen and he laughs. "No way, eh? You're serious!? Mate, I thought you were a billionaire wearing fake clothing!" He also thought he was a little bit older too! Who knew he'd be so surprised! 

Wye

Expectation: "YOU MUST ME ONE OF MY FANS!!!!!! But you look like you would watch my videos for a different reason....." She tries not to be rude but she continued "Your probably around my age or maybe a little older."

Reality: "Your 5 years older than me and your an absolute rebel?" She was shocked by his slight hate of politicians but she could see why. "YOU MUST BE SO COOL AND DO THINGS I WOULD NEVER DO!!!!" 

(OOC: fair warning: Kimmy is an absolute jerk,,!)

EXPECTATION:

Kimmy blinked, glancing at Fleebur; she took a deep breath; closing her eyes for a moment before replying, "You...look like...a mix...of that caterpillar from Alice In Wonderland...And...Beetleguese...- I imagine...You're...pretty creepy like them both too...Or just... wayyy...wayyy...too relaxed about everything." she paused, trying to think of what other assumptions she could make, "Uhm...Y'know what, with the make-up and the hair...You could be on the next trip to Broadway...maybe?..." she gestured outwardly towards Fleebur's face and hair. "But...Uh...Yeah...That's all I got for ya." she clicked her tongue; and rested her foot down, deciding that she; was done with her judgy-mc-judgements.

REALITY:

Kimmy took a few steps back, "Yep! Definitely a weirdo! Definitely, not,- Nope! Wayyy too creepy, way too weird for me!" She adamantly shook her head, already walking off several steps away before turning around and announcing, "And I've met a man whose name is VODKA!" her back then flashed back towards Fleebur as she took quick, hasty steps towards the door. "You've definitely been through some sh!x that I do not want to deal with! Nope! I am OUT OF HERE! Hasta la vista, baby!" were her final words before she slammed the door closed behind her; taking a deep breath and rolling down her back against it, seeming relieved.

Expectations:
"Someone left a nasty comment in my blog... I didn't look up the person first but I would think it could be one of those young punks from one of the colleges around. Looks like one of those internet troublemakers that annoys people whenever they go to other people's blogs. Including my video game archive. I used to be a part of the punk scene too, and piercings are everywhere. I am betting the person is a musician and plays in a punk band as a vocalist. Maybe the person is struggling at home and making mischief is one of their ways to cope themselves. Got thinking why the person found my blog in the first place, I guess this one is one of those gamers?"

Reality:
As Afroditi checked Kimmy's web pages after she left a nasty comment in Afroditi's blog, " Kids these days, she is really a troublemaker, I'm right about that after looking up with the horrible comment. She is not a gamer either, so why does she left a comment in my blog. Oh, yeah, that's actually what she is, according to her page, she has a horrible attitude and ruins people's life. Nothing in her page mentions about music, hmm... she said she is a magician. Maybe I'm confused, but hey, kids always have a naughty and mischievous phase at some point of their life time.". 

Expectations: Ruth spotted a figure- a person- who seemed interesting. "Hmm... you seem like a kind fellow..." She thought to herself. The person, at least to her, seemed like an approachable and friendly one, although she couldn't be too sure of that, as people come with multiple surprises.

Reality: She gazed at the information that had glazed across The Hatchet's blade. "A human hacker..." Ruth snorted to herself, "Humans, for how weak they can be, are very good at covering their own weaknesses..." Ruth read further. "Oh, she works with computer programs and ROM hacks... whatever those are... I think Danylo or Ruslana said something about ROM hacks a while ago... I'm not sure..." She remarked. "But her talent with the tech is impressive." Ruth put The Hatchet down for a moment. "To spread pieces of media that have long since been discontinued for the sake of preservation... I respect it."

UM WARNING. marley is annoying AF i’m so sorry

EXP: “Hmm… Ruth… I think that’s a lady’s name, BUUUUT it’s definitely not too uncommon for anyone to have any name now, so I could be wrong there! It’s a little out of fashion though… maybe you’re a little older, I’d say— thirties? Mid thirties? And oh dear… you don’t seem too happy, do you? I’d imagine you’ve been through quite a bit with that serious face… Are those bandages— you fight, don’t you? Would you be at least some sort of military general— that’s a cool job, though! I’m sure you’ve got lots of fascinatin’ stories to tell! OH OH are you wearin’ a coat and a scarf? At least it looks like you are? OOH so coooooool~”

REAL: “OH GEEZ— a demoness! THAT’S SO SICK! Looks like your upbringin’ was rough… well, I don’t condone murder in the slightest, but I can understand it! I’m so sorry! That’s… um, weird for me to say this, but it’s kind of cool how you took on all those demons! I hope you’re makin’ good use of the Hatchet and not hurting anyone else… I believe in you! AND WOW!! YOUR FIREY EYE IS RAD! Looks like you do fight and all, nothin’ about the military though at least from what I’m seein’, but your story seems cool as hell anyways! And uh… I’d be down to drink with ya sometime! I uh, I like vodka!”

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YAMMY ILY BUT I DONT THINK YOURE SUPPOSED TO REPLY TO BIOS YOUVE READ…. ITS OK THO ILY SETH UR CUTE

uhhhhh to keep the spirit of the game alive tho there’s like half of the bio that’s actually hidden that i know you have NOT read if you’d like to do that for the reality ? to fit the rules of the game 

THATS EXTRA WORK THO no need to do it if you don’t wanna v

^^ HELP YKNOW HOW BADLY I WANNA DO THE INSPECT THING 😭😭 (BUT I CANT USE MY COMPUTER UNTIL NEXT WEEK ADYSGDUAHDU)

(Yknow what screw it, we need Seth and Marley interaction. Sorry in advance this guy is an idiot agjdgajdhs)

Expectation: "Ooh, you're real pretty! I really like that suit of yours too, though its a little plain for my liking. I MEAN YOU STILL LOOK BEAUTIFUL THOUGH- In fact, you seem like someone who'd be pretty famous. Like, you'd be on TV or something! Though you look pretty young. I know its rude to ask a lady her age but you seem like you're around your early twenties? I could be wrong though, people these days use a lot of complex skin lotions and whatnot i bet its hard to keep track of the market! (Plus your hair is white. It could be dye but i might be wrong.) And those lights on your head? Why they look remarkable! How do they work? Are they some kind of accessory? (I don't remember those being in fashion but it certainly is unique) Y'know you could say you- LIGHT UP people's world, hmm? ;)))"

Reality: "Woah, you are famous! I'm pretty honoured to be able to meet you in person! U-uh I'm really sorry for assuming your age- *ahem* But anyways, i knew something about you seemed familiar! (ooc: he didnt) You're another one of my kind! Uhhh...a jellveil, if my memory's correct? So that must mean those lights are a part of your head!! Must be convenient having your own personal spotlight wherever you go!! And with how much you gotta do, being a broadcaster and all, it surprises me how you have the time to answer your fan mail! Dang, must be amazing having so many fans..."