Expectation: "Oh! A cat... person! And a blue one, that's pretty funny! Blue is often associated with wisdom and serenity -and I don't say that just because I do wear blue-, so maybe you're pretty calm and clever, too! Or, and you don't look very confident. Maybe you hide something... or maybe you just don't like social interactions, I don't know! But I'll you're pretty friendly. I kind of person I'd trust."

Reality: "Oh. Oooh. Well, I guess I was right when I said you were hiding something. That LSD thing... it's pretty saddening to hear. I hope you'll be able to... find a solution to all your problems, eventually! ... You're not as serene as I thought, but still, I think you are rather friendly! ...Aah, I'm only 4 years older than you, so I'm sorry if I sound condescending or patronizing- Hmm, anyways, I know how much that dysphoria thingy can suck, so feel free to reach out if you need a break, okay, bud?"

Judas-la-Carotte

Expectation:

Oh wow, this person knows how to dress well. *Flynn is a little taken aback by Anselm's 18th century-like getup and has to stop himself from staring impolitely* They must be a cosplayer or something, I don't usually see people going around in clothes like that. Hmm, they don't look like the cosplaying type though - they're too serious-looking and elegant, not that cosplayers can't be that. *Flynn is now flustered by his own train of thought and finds that Anselm has rather striking and pretty grey eyes* Whoever they are, they're rocking that coat.

Reality:

"Oh, they really do enjoy historical outfits. It definitely shows, he knows how to dress and how to carry himself in his outfits. I wasn't expecting him to be an engineer from the 21st century though, but that's why we should never judge a book by its cover, right?"

Expectation: "Well you like your a pretty sweet fun guy, responsible" Pierrot shrugs, tilting his head, "I feel like you maybe uphold several hobbies, rock collecting perhaps," he smiles, "You look like every once in a while you like to have a good time and get a night out." he nods his head, "Yes I think you have many friends! You look like a very nice person, someone i myself would like to be around. I also think you like cold weather, due to your jacket and all"

Reality: "I was correct about you being sweet! And responsible! It also looks like you love your friends and such, don't seem to have a hobby like I thought and you don't say wether you like the cold or not," Pierrot nods, "But yes I was very much right about the friends I believe,"

Expectation: "Ah? Are you okay? You look a little tired." Val tapped a finger to his chin. "You can't function properly if you're exhausted all the time. I probably have something to get your energy up and another to help you sleep better... Oh, though you look like a nice enough kid! A little quiet and really, maybe you need to get out of your shell a little. More friends and all that. Don't let people scare you, I'm sure everyone would like to talk to you."

Reality: Val laughed to himself. At least he got some things right. "Good for you for having a lot of friends. The more the merrier, am I right? I didn't know about your anxiety, though. And um, maybe you should definitely at least update your friends on what you're doing after a while? They could be worried about you too." He waved a hand with a chuckle. "Ah, but that's just my advice to you. It's up to you if you want to follow it or not."

Expectation: "Oh, since you have horns on your forehead, I think you might be a male demon?" Daemon squints and stares at the horns, giving it a once over to make sure he's sure of his assumption. "...Err...a nice demon, I hope?" Daemon gulps at what could happen otherwise but proceeds anyways. "You probably practice magic too and since it looks all sparkly and stuff, I'm guessing that you don't use it for evil; so yes you're most likely a nice, friendly demon from the looks of it."

Reality: "Oh cool, I was right about you being a demon! I never would've thought that you were half human too though. Interesting..." Daemon says, satisfied with being half right.  "You're pretty cheerful for a demon too. I wasn't expecting that honestly," Daemon takes another look at the other's face. "but now that I look at you, you've been smiling this whole entire time." 

"And the reason you can use magic is because you're an alchemist and a sorcerer. That's nice. I wish I had magic powers too but eh...I'm just a regular human." Daemon sighs, jealous of the demon's powers.

Expectation: Ohohoho, cutie alert! You've got that tall, dark, and handsome vibe about you. It makes me think you're quite popular with the ladies. Probably a tad on the quiet and stoic side, I can see you breaking a couple of hearts here and there. Your expression tells me you might have a kind of coldness to you. That aside, your earring makes me think your into fashion and things like antiques.

Reality: You're dating another dude. That's awesome! I'm sure quite a few girls are crying in a corner somewhere. I was right about you appearing somewhat cold at first glance, but I didn't expect you to be quite warm and welcoming underneath. That kids, is why we should never judge a book by it's cover. I also didn't expect you to be a culinary major. You seem like a nice guy with a lot of hidden depths!

expectation: 

"hmmm, you seem like a bookworm, and also introverted. sorry if that was offensive. you look kind, i might be able to talk to you...

reality

"hey! you remind me of mago! sorry that was probably rude. i was right about the reading thing, god nosleep is a really good subreddit. I didn't think you liked dogs, you seemed like a cat person. so you live near a forest, that's something we have in common, but the only creatures that roam around in there are ferals! no cryptids sadly, or not sadly. i don't know. and yes. tourists are really annoying."

Expectation: "Oh my, you seem really weird but also cool, I don't like the look of those teeth though... Like, no offence but you don't eat people do you?   "

Reality: "Phew, you don't eat people, I- I think. I was right about you being cool though, in fact we're really similar since we're both bisexual witches who are personifications of something, I'd love to have a proper talk with you sometime!   "

Expectation: "A crown?" His ear pricked a bit, "that means money right? Are you some kind of princess? A noble born? Aristocrat?" Ge asked, circling Sulfur for a bit, "whatever it is.. You must be rich, so you and I need to talk, " he said while 'subtly' tapping the hilt of his sword.

Reality: "not really rich huh? But a gold chaser, " he huffed, "while that's disappointing." He let the hand on his weapon rest for now, "maybe we can help each other out?" He showed her a toothy grin, "bet we can find a lot of gold together."

Expectation: "Gold digger much, Mister? Haha never thought guys could be gold diggers, but I guess you're just a greedy little prick. With that mindset I hope you won't get very far."

Reality: "Well, I guess I was right about you being greedy. But don't worry, my friend Geno also has his problems with greed and I don't like him either.
Also you're a humerous kind of person? Didn't expect that of you. And you seem to be pretty strong? Guess you might be useful for something afterall...naah you're not."

Expectations: "Oh, a genki loli.... That seems... Interesting. There's not much else I can say really. I'm not the type to make first judgements like that."

Reality: "That is a trap if I've ever seen one, and kinky huh? What kind of kinky? Also damn I need to figure people out better. Or rather demons in your case."

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