(also skip me)

celestiials I got it. Next time I will put a filter on Aris. He seriously doesn't know what a slur even is. 

Doing both @YaraDB and @Mercenary_Ike

Expectation : "What's your name again? Tilo? That's such a childish name hAH! You must be a child with some bratty attitude. Hmm.... You look like the type to "Rule" the world and wants to be god or someshit. I mean, can't really blame you. Perhaps you're someone with a huge ego too"

"As for you... Your name is Aris? There's Eros, Eris, Ares, and now Aris?! Man oh man. But i wont judge from your name ofcourse. You seem rather calm besides having similarities to the 3 names i mentioned. I assume you're into sewing? Knitting? Embroidery? Whatever those calm stuff. Or maybe, you COULD be calm but hiding a chaotic or crazy act"

Reality : "Guess i was right, you ARE childish and have a huge ego. An adult with a demonic attitude. That's what you get for being a demon haha! But i wasn't expecting you to be a demon. And you're not a person, or rather demon, to want the world. Just a demon doing a demon's job which is... Nice. Welp, got it half right and half wrong"

"Well, well, well. Looks like i also got it all WRONG, except the sewing part. Just like Ares, a dense guy with a grim story. But you are nothing like the 3 of them. And you are NOT certainly calm in any way besides being with your dolls. Still, How can you still be smart? Wtf. But guess we're in the same boat in someway. Wait. No, not really. I was just sharing my pity"

Expectation: "At first, I kinda got a peaceful vibe from you. But there's something about that look on your face." Nate tilted his head, curious eyes widening to get a better look. "...I'm not trying to be mean or anything, I'm just wondering - are you okay? Is there something wrong? What's bothering you, pal?"

Reality: "Oh! I guess I was right. Man, that really sucks, but I wouldn't know the half of it. You must have gone through a lot, having your status taken away from you, but I'm sure you'll get everything back. Sorry that I have to ask, but how did you become a janitor? I mean, I'm a waiter, so I can understand how hard your job must be."

Expectation: "From the looks of it, you seem like an average dude who is honestly just a really good guy. You don't want to cause harm to anyone, and you'll help people out whenever you get the opportunity. That's my guess anyways."

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Reality: "So I think what I said was pretty much true in a way?? You are definitely a nice person. I also noticed that you are an artist, that's neat. Wait, you also have a boyfriend. Heh. me too..."

Expectation:

"hmmm uh..you look pretty fierce and angry... Not someone I'd like to tango with for sure. Assuming by your colors you live somewhere hot and fiery maybe? Or just a desert... No idea... Regardless you seem like the kind who would bite if I wasn't careful!" 

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Reality:

" well guess I was wrong about fire, not only are you used to living somewhere cool and dark, you are actually afraid of fire.... Huh... At least that could keep me safe.... Still...you are rather dangerous as I predicted... I'd keep my distance."

"Face tattoos? Don't they hurt?" Cloud squinted, though it wasn't exactly visible through his skull-like mask. "I guess you look kind if cute, but not exactly the nicest. I think you're the quiet type, kind of a loner, someone who can't really be bothered with other people. I know the feeling." He paused, eyes flickering to the fluffy ears atop Arrow's head. "And you're not human, obviously. Cool."

"Well I was right about you not being human, so cheers to that!" Cloud folded his arms, smirking beneath the mask. "I guess I wasn't too far off with your personality. You still strike me as a loner, just for different reasons. I guess you're just shy, huh? Well, whatever the reason I can respect you're need to stay out of drama. I like you."

(Arrow didn't have a detailed personality description so this was a challenge. I hope I did okay!)

Expectation: 

 "Ooh! A god maybe? You look so cool with your skull face~!" "Maybe you're a living tree?" Pearl jumps about, "Very organic I can see." She taps her chin. "I get the sense you don't talk much? You don't like others?"

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Reality:

"So I was right! You are very distant!" The Pearl said this, realizing how rude she was now. "Oh, and I suppose being an experiment isn't fun. I have a couple of friends like that." She looked guilty, her hands behind her back, she looked like she had just broken something precious to Cloud. "..." She didn't talk after that.

(_exxus_ omg I love that. :)

Expectation:

"Oh! A lovely young girl! She deserves a hug, perhaps she makes pasteries?She looks like she would make some kind of sweet food, although she doesn't seem all that human.."

Reality: 

"Oh! Oh my god! You need therapy!! How do you manage to become an entire cannibal!! Do you want more proteins? I can synthesize them for you- Do you, do you need to talk about things? Your feelings? I can afford a therapist for you-" Retracting a parasitic alien seemed a bit traumatizing...
"Maybe, uh, I could show you around earth some? Maybe a hug? Do you want to get some rocks? Maybe they can help you."

Expectation

"You seem like a very tired, and unsociable person. I do not think I would give you a second glance."

Reality

With a hum, Paul places a finger on his chin. "seems like I was correct about the unsociable part. But you are also a thief."

"No, I was right. We wouldn't get along."

Expectation: "Hm... well you're not human, that much I know, not sure what you are though... Demon maybe, or an alien? You seem like a cool guy though, really chill and laid back, and is that a suit you're wearing?"

Reality: "Oh ok, so you're a monster trying to be human, that's neat, I was totally off about you being chill though, now I'm a bit sad knowing you hide your emotions, but I have an idea that might help with that...   ...Is what I would normally say, but you're a bit too old for me."

Expectation: “Ah, a human! This one has colored hair. Very orange. I think I like her, reminds me of a fruit! People should really eat those more often...hopefully you keep yourself healthy!”

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Reality: “you have a...very unhealthy obsession with this person...Gold. Maybe talk to him instead of stalking him! Working towards your goal of him would only take a little manipulat—sorry, I meant kindness, before he’s yours! You should also look into that ego! Being prideful isn’t good either, dear. But you have good hobbies to keep yourself active! That’s very good to keep yourself living a happy, long life.”

Expectation: "Aww, aren't you a cute little... creature? I'm not very knowledgeable about animal species, but I know I would pet you! Your fur is pretty funny-looking tho, did you fall into a paint can or something? Tell me if you want someone to wash you."

Reality: "So you're a... Kittydog, right? Got it! I'll assume your fur is natural for your species... Maybe I should read more books. You still deserve a hug, tho!"