Expectation: "Pharaoh? Oh, must be a man at least. A royalty, powerful leader of some sort, I don't know much about Pharaoh though but I assumed that he must be rich and perfectionist if he is the head of the whole country or dynasty right?"

Reality: "OKAY SO I WAS WRONG- HOW- Aghhhhh! She isn't a man! Well, Pharaoh Head is also not... a perfectionist, quite an opposite. Man, what an unexpected turn, my assumptions just went off the rails at the beginning."

Expectation: "Hm, he zeemz rather robotic! Intimidating. I don't think I'd like to get caught in a back alley with him... well I mean I'd rather not go in a back alley at all if I'm honezt, but he zeemz like zome kind of mob leader... Givez me chillz."

Reality: "Oh he'z not at all like I thought! Zeemz like zomeone I could probably get along with, actually! Robotz are very interezting! Pluz a gamer? Even more of a bonuz! I'm very glad I waz wrong!"

Expectation: "They seems to be appear to be the handsomest king who rule the chessboards for hundred years, Judging from his face, it seems that he was born by the kings and queens, black and white, and such a son of them was abused, but when the two dies, he decided to take over their wealth tp rule the kingdom, but the kingdom becomes more corrupt as he done something greedy"

Reality: ".....What the leaaaaaf????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE- I CAN'T even explain it! How in the world did you done something so horrible?? GOD."

I want to say Astolf is a pretty blunt person judging by his icon? I’m going to say he’s either a male or masc-leaning? They probably live in the 1500s, their name sounds very very ancient and sophisticated. He’s most likely a grown adult and is married with a few children, considering how big families back then used to be. He’s most likely in his 30s-40s. He sort of gives me tsundere vibes as well, I feel like you have to warm up to him in order to get him to enjoy your presence. 

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They’re actually agender, the name they use is pretty gender-neutral so idk how I missed that! I could have never guessed they play in a band, judging by the icon I could have sworn they were a more ancient-type person! They do come from a kingdom so I guess I was sort of right, though? I don’t hear much about monarchies in 2021 lol. They are a polite person, which I could have seen but at the same time I did assume they were quite blunt judging from the icon. They have two dads, which is a really cool detail since I rarely see LGBT-parent representation in the art community. And they happened to be kings, all power to them honestly. The fact that one of their dads was killed is quite sad, though. :(

"O-Oh!! A dog! Hello, dog! ...Hmm, you have a scar on your face, though-- what happened? Did you get into some fight? I think you did... Could it have hurt you in more ways than one? I really hope not, you seem like you'd be a fairly nice 'miss to talk to..."

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Saiph blinked. "Oh... Oh my gods. Well, uh... You're certainly troubled, aren't you? I'm terribly sorry for all the experiments those folks threw upon you, miss... Y-you're just a teen, too! That isn't fair! I really hope you find some sort'a peace someday with everything that happened, y'know? After going through so much, I'm sure you really deserve it."

" hello, there ! " a bright smile formed on silvanus's face as he waved at the young person. " let's see here -- you seem to be maybe in your teens ? early 20s, maybe ? " he observed. " maybe the cheerful type -- ah. " an awkward chuckle. " i can't for the life of me tell if you're from a modern or medieval timeline. either way -- er -- " he scratched the back of his neck. " -- you seem nice. "

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silence befalls the man as he finishes reading the profile, his eyes wide. to be so young, and have to go through so much -- he almost feels bad for the kid. still, he couldn't help but admire him in a sense. shaking his head, a chuckle escaped silvanus's lips. " you've . . . been through a lot, lad, " he says, carefully choosing his words. " but -- you've done amazing. taking your own path is truly admirable. " a warm smile forms on his face. " you're doing great. "

"let's see.. oh man! you look kind of grumpy. maybe a teacher?" felix wondered aloud, stroking her chin in an exaggerated manner. "ahh, yeah.. you really do look like the type of guy to be gruff with a heart of gold!" she snapped her fingers as if to say "eureka!". she stomped over to where silvanus was standing, energy in her movements, and inspected him cartoonishly. "hmm, yup! maybe you have a soft spot for animals, too.. you seem like a nice guy! come here!" she extended her fist out for a fistbump, goofy smile on her face. new friend.

"ooooh.. well damn. lot more complex than i thought. i see you've killed people." she gave him a strange look, her earlier glee having mysteriously vanished into the ambiant air, leaving only weird tension. "you don't seem that bad either way, though. numb to some things, distrustful of others.. you seem like a guy that's lived through some things. can't blame you.." she nodded her head, approving her own words. "maybe you should open up a little more, though.. see where that gets you. life's all about those little things." she approached again, this time less animated. a pat on the shoulder. "you're doing good. you seem like a great friend, so.. cheer up."

"Why hello there," Fuzz said calmly "you seem like a calm young person... nice to meet you!" They stare at felix for a moment. "...Pardon me for the very out of context and possibly rude question, but my curiosity has gotten the better of me, are you a lycanthrope of some kind? Maybe one of the canine variety?" They stare contentedly at Felix, "...Well even so, it doesn't seem like it bothers you that much. That seems very nice, you seem very happy."

"Well then! You are a demon, forgive me for my assumption." Fuzz starts to fluster up, why did they even ask such a question in the first place? How rude of them. "Oh! and I didn't know that boy was your brother, nice to meet you both." Although with Fuzz's calm attitude, Felix's rather zainy reactions started to wear them down, they didn't expect this girl to be so full of energy, and was the area getting hotter? Fuzz didn't know... but that's alright with them, they were just glad to meet someone new.

Expectation: “You resemble a flat-faced anthro or humanoid, probably non-binary. I sense you are a true neutral, neither good nor evil. You probably are an only child or the eldest, and if you were the eldest you carried the burden of well, being a parental-figure to your whiny siblings. I sense you do not have many friends and don’t really seek out relationships, both platonic and romantic ones, but you have a soft spot for kids and cats. Sadly, I cannot see you being a dog person, but oh well, SOME cats can be friendly. You like nature and solemnness, you are middle-aged, and you want to live a life of peace and being left alone.

Reality: “You are agender, so I was somewhat right about you being non-binary! But you also go by he/him pronouns as well as they/them, though you prefer they/them. You are a lawful neutral, so I was close on that! And gosh- you really lived a life didn’t you. Looks can fool, you met the love of your life and had a daughter together, so I was wrong about you not pursuing relationships, sorry about that (I GUESS :/). And uh… I’m sorry to hear about your lover, ouch. They didn’t deserve that at all.” 

EXPECTATION: "HMMM!!!! First glance, I think 'wow this friend is happy! they live a happy life it seems!' But the name makes me think of fiery rage, such as the Seven Sins Wrath! Could it be this was intended for an ironic twist? I think that would be clever! It seems you appear normal, no monstrous or abnormal features, so perhaps you are human or at least partial?"

REALITY: "AHA! So I WAS right about the SDS and the irony!! I love that, it's clever n fun, but bless his bottling emotions soul! You were a lost and confused newcomer to the new world and position you held, totally understandable! You wish to find out parts of your past life, it sounds cool from what dim memories lie left. You can charge electricity and are often mistaken for sloth, me too. Sinisters stick together. Especially love the range of electricity powers from destroying to just charging batteries!"

Expectaction: “Gah! Wazzat? Oh. Hrm. You certainly don‘t look like yer average twoleg. If you even are one,, Starclan knows I’ve seen a lot in my life. Where to start, where to start….. m’kay let’s start with that.. whateve’s on ya face. That some sort of rat bite? What I’m thinking is ya nose is lookin like a freaky icicle. And judgin’ by yer long face I’m willing to bet every tick on my back that youse is not in a good mood. Ca—snicker—Cat caught y—wheeze— cat caught ya tongue?”

(old man wheezing)

Reality: “M’kay, so I was onto something by you not being a twoleg. A..diiiii-mawn? Hm, I woulda mistaken ya for Slatestar’s lackeys, seeing as yer occupation reads as Ciiiiiircus proferm…er. A clown? An’ I hear you are a little henchman, if I’m not mistaken? I’ll admit, didn’t expect you to be so lively. Despite being. Not.. livin. Youse is a hard worker, and that I can for certainly respect, kit.”