Expectations: "My apologies if I am mistaken, but you appear to be a human boy. Not a child, but most certainly not an adult. You seem to be a rather... Loud and eager to please fellow. I'd wager that you are probably rather popular, aren't you?"

Reality: "A charismatic human teenager who slams doors to announce his arrival? Who also is the ringleader in his group of friends? I wish that I had actually bet on my guess because I was pretty much correct. "

Expectation: "Bro, you look like a really cool demon guy! You're not after my horn, are you? If not, we can be friends! And you can teach me some of your demon magic!"

Reality: "Oh, so you're a god? That seems pretty cool. I think you should drink more milk if you want some of your teeth back? I told that milk makes your bone stronger, but I was also told that your teeth aren't bones? Seems all a bit confusing to me... Ooh, anyways, can you do the thing where you eat with one of your heads and speak with the other one? That's crazy, bruh..."

expectation- A woman who seems to like smoking horrible cigarettes and likes to go to bars purely for the purpose of flirting with patrons out of her league, and getting drunk then going hom and crying on her sofa with a pint of ice cream while watching sport center.

reality- Turns out im dead wrong and you're a fancy pyromancer with an older brother who wears fedoras and smokes and doesn't know what a razor is and likes to be fruit ninja with a big sword except the fruit is people's heads

"...Weird alien cat thing?! Are you an alien? Or maybe it's a superhero thing...I feel moderately afraid." :T

"You ARE an alien! No way! Being like a supercomputer sounds pretty useful, haha. Being from space ALSO sounds interesting. Good luck with um...Being an inorganic lifeform and stuff."

"D'aww you look so sweet and cuteeee! I bet you're real nice! You look like someone that has a lot of friends and gets along with everyone if you can! Real innocent!"

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"...Woah!" Bon Bon let out a loud, hearty laugh. "Definitely didn't expect you to be a big hentai icon! That's pretty cool, actually.." Bon Bon leaned in. "I may or may not have a liking for that stuff myself", she whispered before letting out another big laugh. "Anyways, you're really funny and I like how honest you are! I believe honesty is important. I really like you, Rikku!"

Delphine pauses, observing Bon Bon from a distance for a moment with squinted, thoughtful eyes. "Hm, tight-fitting clothing implies you either actively enjoy showing off your body or you do so for a job setting, perhaps an especially lewd individual or one from a more exotic job option. Appears to be an extrovert of some sort, most likely a louder individual. Interesting..."

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She nods to herself and scribbles down a new page for the bear, humming quietly to herself while lines of words appear writing her journal. "Preliminary observations seem to be correct on almost all guesses save for the job, seems to be a lewd, loud girl who enjoys showing off her body. Overall seems to be quite childish, perhaps attention-grabbing in that way, but otherwise no additional observations are needed."

- You are,..uh...a bear person? That you are quite..I don't know...a mean person as well? I can't explain..but..you does gave that vibe..Maybe you are a student still? The type of Queen bee that everyone in your school always around you? I think so ugh...
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- Okay I'm not sure why you listed your race as a bug when you weren't...but I guess I was corrected about the bad person part, also you are a killer...not a student or anything. I guess, I have to stay away from you now. 

RULE UPDATE:

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So if you ever have a sensitive theme to deal with, please state it as such.

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Oh I've been half-asleep so I wasn't able to realize sooner!!

Hello, Gipsy_Danger! I just want you to know that your character is currently locked!

"You're so muscly and big. You have a big scary face too... Like, someone mean. But I haven't seen anything cool like you! Maybe in comics or movies I've seen. Are those armours?? Are you a cyborg? A fighter maybe? :0 ooh, you might be a robot police superhero!" 

"... Or maybe you're a villain...? "

" Ooooh so you really are a fighter!! A hunter too, wow. And you ARE a robot with a very very smart AI, how cool! I'm so sorry to hear about your loss though... I'm also sorry for calling you a villain! I don't know what it feels like but it must have been really though even for a guy like you. I uh I don't know how I can help but I really hope you'll get better, Mr. Yukon"

"You look weak, and small, and strange." Otto drawled. He stared down at Watson gently. The boy before him wasn't uninteresting, however. He cracked a little smile. "You've a sweet face, though." he said, "Do you like cakes, boy? You look like the type to..."

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Otto blinked in surprise. His eyes widened somewhat, before narrowing, his brows quirked in puzzlement. He took in a deep breath.

"..You're how old?" he whispered, lip curled. "Ten million? Oh, Gods, you'll have to send me to... to whoever your doctor is! I could use the help." He then laughed. "Ah... I hope he would not... shape my head as yours is, however. Oh, you're... you're a moon? What's a moon?"

Then, with a nod, he added, "You do seem so sweet, though. I would love to have you over any time. Whether you want to spend time with an old man or not, I'm sure you can take the little rabbits that roam my gardens. They're not good for the plants, I'm afraid, but I can't bring myself to get rid of them... Maybe you'll be able to care for them."

"Well, I can certainly assume that you're on the rougher side of things," Smithson quipped with a raised brow, "Not necessarily in terms of temperament, although I can see that applying to you, since you don't seem like the friendliest individual out there. Something about your appearance suggests to me that you may be a member of the middle class, or perhaps... Someone on the lower side of the socioeconomic spectrum?" He winced slightly and rubbed the back of his neck while glancing off to the side.

If I get this wrong, I really am going to look like a fool...

With a shrug that was totally not meant to deflect his growing hesitation, Smithson added, "It's not like that's really a bad thing, though. I know it sounds weird saying this as a noble, but... Nevertheless, I feel like I can sense something dignified and refined coming from your spirit. And you know what? Good for you. I can't help but admire that, even with your circumstances. At least you have pride in yourself, and that's what matters in a world like this."

Although he initially winced slightly, Smithson's surprise was eventually replaced by a sense of admiration for the other individual.

"So you're a nobleman, huh?" he asked with a small smile forming on his face, "That's always a refreshing sight to see around here. It sounds like such a nice rank to have, to be perfectly honest, as you see, I'm only an aristocrat. I have the money and the influence, but not the royal blood. Although to be fair, there hasn't been a royal official in my region for years..." He teased, "Hey, maybe you could visit there and impose some order in the place. Not that it really needs it, but I think you'd at least like the sophistication that's over there."

Gently laughing off the slight banter, Smithson continued, "Speaking of sophistication... You like wine and social events, huh? You're quite the refined individual, then! I can't help but respect that! To be well-versed in aspects like that is quite the rarity these days. I'd love to know individuals such as yourself better, to be honest. You know what? If you wish, you're welcome to talk with me further over some wine at a party. And no, I don't mean it as a joke this time."

He conveniently forgot to bring up the fact that the noble liked dogs. A lot. Mostly because that reminded Smithson of his son, who also happened to really like dogs. The middle-aged man, feeling a slight pain in his chest, did his best to ignore that feeling of loss, but... His enthusiasm faded slightly as a result of it. Still, the offer was already given, and all he could do is just hope that he wouldn't berate himself for it in hindsight.

   - honestly bless you for reviving this thread my dude..... also reading that was super sweet ahhhhhh- I'd love to see them interact more IC. u_u

(Reviving n tagging kafkaesque)

"Oh! Oh! I have never met a creature like 'cha before!" Xeikthyr spouted. They waved both of their hands to the person infront of them while doing a little hop. "Guess i hafta say what i think of'cha? That right? Sounds fun!" Xeik giggled

"Elder Smithson, You have vibrant colours an'cha look old, very old! Have you lived for years? Hundreds? Thousands? Hihi! I'm sure you're very knowledgable 'bout stories and past tales, eh? Usually old creatures have lotsa secrets they hide. Is it the same amount of waves on your mask? You have so many wiggly lines on your face. An' theres lotsa them. Hihi!" They laughed at Smithson's wrinkles. There were... not much of it but the thought of waves carved on the person's face poked their humour a bit.

"I jus' think 'twas neat, Elder Smithson. Never seen a face mask like 'cha. You do look wise and nice, hihi!" They bowed to him as an apology

"Old! You are indeed very old, Elder Smithson! And you act like a noble ancestor wizard, hihi!"

Xeik was amazed. Intrigued. And excited. Though they don't understand most of the vocabulary, they are eager to know more about the things they had learned "ghosts!! Those are spooky! You werent as old as i thought ya would be. An-an, you train ghosts?! Beautiful! An' ya can even play tricks with those creatures, what a fun thing that would be." Xeik imagined at the pranks they could play on others, as well as helping them map the path towards mysterious and secret areas "though i don' think'cha can cheat in a game just to gain triumph, Elder Smithson. Besides, games are for the fun, not for the winnin', hihi!" Xeik said naively. 

"You want to expand your influence? That's like... teachin' 'bout stuff an' exploring new worlds, aye? Or get to know more about others? What a fantastic thought! Maybe i should do that too, hihi! Learnin' new things is always a pleasure. And i would love, really love to learn how to train creatures. I'd love to be friends with them! Dont'cha think i can be friends with them" Xeikthyr's eyes began to glimmer. Their interest came to grow. Their heart pounding. They grew more and more excited as they learn more about this Smithson guy

Xeikthyr then took their candle and began to kneel, handing the man infront of him a gift as a form of friendship. "I'd love to know more 'bout'cha, Elder Smithson! And i would definitely visit your homeworld given the chance! Please accept 'tis candle of mine as a token of gratitude"

Expectation: "Are you...are you a deity of the forest or something along the line? I mean, you look pretty gorgeous..." Alpha sort of like the thought of she being a god of forest of some sort, since his forest was rather spooky, he would love to see a beautiful forest protected by the higher up.

Reality: But then came to the fact that Xeik is just an adventurous and reckless child, who have their memory loss like in every sunshine. He sighed, but smiled "Hey, at least you love nature, right?" Alpha paused a bit before continueing "Anyways, I hope what you are looking for resolves soon"