goofy greenflag nj ICQs
incorrect quotes and scenarios of the greenflag universe! will be separated by years!
Author's Notes
pretty inaccurate nowadays. very much the pinnacle of edgy chris. fly high sweet prince
2018-2019
chris: dad i think there's monsters in my room
chris’s dad: *hands gun*
chris’s dad: that should do it
chris: thanks dad
Charlie: Cringe, what’s a furry? I see Admin talking about them all the time.
Cringe: *grins*
Theodore: Cringe, no
Cringe: I’m telling him.
Aaron: Enjoy the final moment of your life before she tells you.
chris: *is choking*
aaron: call 911!
theodore: i can't! the 9 button is broken!
aaron: turn the phone around and press 6!
theodore: oh yeah, that's a great idea! genius
chris: *momentarily stops choking*
chris: what the fuck
chris: **walks onto stage wearing kaede's uniform**
chris: let me present to you my piano skills
chris: **throws on a badly made blonde wig and sits on a piano bench**
chris:
chris: ***PLAYS FLEA WALTZ***
chris: **walks onto stage wearing the ddlc uniform and his hair tied back with a bow**
chris: it's me again. you know me.
chris: **sits down**
chris: ***STARTS PLAYING YOUR REALITY***
chris: **walks onto stage wearing suga's outfit during i need u**
chris: i'm sure by now i'm internet famous. so i'll give you kpop stans something to scream over.
chris: **sits down**
chris: ***STARTS PLAYING SUGA'S I NEED U PIANO COVER***
abby: cam what are some signs of teenage depression?
cameron: why do you ask?
abby: earlier today i saw chris doing laundry and when he dropped a sock he yelled "why has god forsaken me"
chris, holding a bat: vibe check!
chris: **raises it over an unsuspecting kiwi’s head**
chris: **climbs tree to chase a squirrel**
squirrel: ***disappears into tree***
chris: **sits on branch with no way to get down**
chris:
chris: oh for FU-
chris: uwu owo uwo XD T_T o-O X-X <(•-•<) ~(#-#)~ ^-^ >:D .—.
cassidy, shaking and whispering to teresa: how the fuck is he saying all of that out loud