KoL: The Comic (discontinued)
old comic scripts i wrote for my kol characters, which i discontinued after drawing one part. this was the predecessor to the kol fanfic!
Author's Notes
08/08/2018
Chapter 1: Cringe Queen
The Kingdom of Loathing: Part 1
Cassidy: Uuuuuuuuggggghhh- *slumps in front of a bar*
Bartender: *gives drink* What's wrong, Cassidy?
Cassidy: The job I was working at just shut down! *takes a long drink of the booze*
Bartender: Really? It was going pretty well though, I heard.
Cassidy: I can't support myself though, the only thing I can do is put stamps on envelopes...
My name is Cassidy Quinn. I'm 22 years old.
Cassidy: Is there anything wrong with me? I feel like I can't do anything right...
Bartender: Well, you are a 19 year old drinking at a bar...
Cassidy: Good point.
Bartender: Well, there is one thing that might fit your personality type...
End of part 1
The Kingdom of Loathing: Part 2
Cassidy: Really? What is it, then?
Bartender: See those guys over there? *points to a group of guys laughing and drinking*
Bartender: Well, they're adventurers. They go on quests and you can get some good meat for that.
Cassidy: *jumping up on chair* Wh-what do they do? Do they go on dangerous journeys? Do they fight?
Bartender: From what I've heard, yes. And much more. You'll find this up your alley, Cassidy.
I've always lived in a neighborhood full of violence and criminals. So naturally, people thought I would be unsuccessful just like the rest of them.
Cassidy: Well, how do I become one?
Bartender: Go to the council, and you can choose from any six classes. Then after that, they'll give you quests and you can find more on the way.
Cassidy: *chugs drink and slams it down* Thanks! I'll go check it out! *runs off*
All my life I've been called things like "delinquent," "crazy," "psychopath," and other things like that.
But now it's three years later.
End of part 2
The Kingdom of Loathing: Part 3
Things have changed. I may be insane, or crazy, but now I'm something else.
Cassidy: I will now become cringe queen. No caps, please.
Council: Alright then! Choose an outfit, and you'll get your first quest.
I'm not only a crazy psychopath to others...
cringe queen: *stepping in front of monsters* Be prepared to die, motherfXXkers.
I'm an adventurer.
*insert badass scene of cringe queen obliterating the monsters.*
And I'm staying that way.
End of introduction