KoL: The Comic (discontinued)

The Kingdom of Loathing: TrashiestNugget (Part 1)

My name is Teresa. Preferably Nugget. I've been living in the Kingdom since I was.. well.. a kid.

shot of her sitting in front of her computer

But there's not much I can do. My mom was constantly out on business and school is pretty uneventful too.

shot of her looking at a poster on the wall

So when I heard of adventuring, I decided to check out what it was.

Nugget: I want to become an adventurer. What do I have to do?

Council: Oh, all you need is an outfit and a small tutorial from the Toot Oriole!

Nugget: Was that supposed to be a pun-

Council: Off you go!

End of part 1

The Kingdom of Loathing: TrashiestNugget (Part 2)

So I did as the Council said, and I learned a thing or two about adventuring.

Nugget: So.... you're telling me that the weird HP/MP thing I had all my life was for this purpose?

Toot Oriole: Yep! Now, what class do you want to become?

Nugget: *scans through the options*

Nugget: *sees sauceror*

Nugget: Wow, more puns. I like puns and sauce.

Nugget: I want to be a sauceror.

Toot Oriole: Okay then, the minimal thing you need is a cloak!

Nugget: I got that covered *whips out a cloak from her back*

End of part 2

The Kingdom of Loathing: TrashiestNugget (Part 3)

I was 20 at the time of becoming an adventurer. I'm 22 now.

When I was 21, I came across an old classmate, and now we're in a squad together.

Nugget: *sitting at a bar*

Nugget: Huh, is it just me, or does it seem like the air is extremely foggy today?

Girl next to her: Yeah, I definitely think so too.

Nugget: *turns around*

Nugget: *thinking* Okay, this is kind of awkward.  I can't just not respond either...

Nugget: Uh... Yeah.. Why do you think that is?

Girl: Maybe it's actually smog because something burned down-

Nugget: *takes a closer look at her face*

Nugget: Hey, I recognize you!

Girl: Hm?

Nugget: You're Cassidy, from third grade, right?

Girl: Huh, you look familiar too.. Are you Teresa? I think we sat next to each other once.

Nugget: What a coincidence seeing you here...

End of part 3

The Kingdom of Loathing: TrashiestNugget (Part 4)

Cassidy: I see that you're an adventurer now as well?

Nugget: Yeah, I'm a sauceror, actually.

Cassidy: Cool, I'm a pastamancer!

shot of the two talking

And that's how we became a team of two on adventurers. After all, two pun-making trash cans are better than one, right?

shot of the two sitting in front of a campfire

Cassidy: Hey, do you ever wonder about the fact that we're a kingdom, yet there are no kings or queens?

Nugget: Yeah, aren't kingdoms supposed to be old?

Cassidy: We've got swords and all that stuff, but we've also got cellphones and all that good shit.

Nugget: Strange.

We were a dynamic duo. It was fun when it was just the two of us.

The End