Pros and Cons of dating your OC

Posted 5 years, 4 months ago (Edited 2 months, 4 days ago) by Hag

just saw this on tumblr and thought it'd be hilarious to consider for anyone/everyone!!!

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so instead of getting asked, just go ahead and post who you're talking about and their pros and cons!

bonus points if your character answers this IC. (cause we all know some of these OCs are huge liars and boasters lol)

Jacob Marwood LadyClassical

Pros of dating Jacob:

-He's affluent and enjoys his job.

-He likes animals.

-He dresses well.

-He's in good shape and likes to do athletic things, including dancing.

-He's intelligent.

-He's good at networking and probably "knows a guy" for whatever you need.

Cons of dating Jacob:

-He has a fear of intimacy. While he has no problem closing deals and upkeeping professional relationships, he struggles with personal ones.

-He's kind of grouchy, and sometimes takes life too seriously.

-He gets up way too early in the morning.

-He can't cook.

-He's hung up on his tragic past and traumatized by it.

-He's not very sexually experienced.

Neutrals about dating Jacob (things that can either be a pro or a con, depending on what you're looking for in a partner):

-He's definitely a bottom.

-He doesn't mind having kids.

-He dislikes social events and will only go if there's some sort of networking opportunity.

-He doesn't drink alcohol or coffee, and he doesn't smoke.

-His parents are long-dead (could be a pro if you don't like dealing with in-laws).

-He travels a lot for work.

-If you're a woman, he's not interested.


 Samuel de la Cruz macabremadness

because he's the only character of mine i've thought about relationship stuff with

pros:

  • he's an animal guy, loves animals, especially cats so bonus for his s/o if they love cats too
  • has ALL the good food. he usually eats a lot so he knows all the good restaurants and hole-in-the walls, and he's also become a decent cook for himself. he'd absolutely spoil his s/o with some good ass food
  • employed, yippee! he's got a good income and can treat you well
  • and he can also get you free therapy and prescriptions because that shit is expensive
cons:
  • pathological liar. he's got so many secrets and he's not talking about them ever
  • he's also just traumatized by his past. still won't explain any of it to his s/o, he's not able to build that kinda trust to reveal anything
  • his place is a MESS. and he stinks. and he's probably diseased he works in the grossest conditions and with the worms™ so like
  • he's that partner who just wants to bite your arm casually yeah that's him. he's also a cannibal but that's unrelated 😁 biting is just his love language

depends:

  • there's times where he will get VERY clingy and just wants someone to hold or someone to hold him. he just needs physical affection right  then and there. depending on the person and kinda the hour it could definitely be too much or just a really good cuddle session
  • he's like. 43. grown ass man. or babygirl
  • he can't have kids, depends on if someone would even want kids or not (but don't worry the cats are already his kids he's a proud father)
Myka Spalding Epicharmus

Pros

  • Athletic -- Myka plays exy in college and will eventually go pro, she stays in shape and it shows
  • Understanding -- Myka might be strong willed and opinionated, but she's willing to listen to other people's perspectives and accept that they don't agree with her; unless someone's opinion is actively harming her or the people around her, she'll simply accept the difference and move on
  • Communicative -- It's taken a lot of hard work and many lost friendships, but Myka now loves to communicate. She's happy to share her needs with her partner, her hopes, desires, and the things that bother her; whether this helps anything, though, we're not sure
  • Easy to please -- Myka's very happy with the simple things in life, she's never expected much of anyone so it is incredibly easy to impress the girl; one bouquet with her name on it and she's set

Cons

  • Quick to pass judgement -- Once Myka decides she doesn't like someone or something, she's not afraid to leave without warning; it can be an arbitrary decision, everything fine one moment and the next, she refuses to look at you or speak to you
  • Undeniably sad -- Bluer thoughts have a chokehold on Myka, it's been rough holding herself together to get this far in life and sometimes she doesn't know if she can keep doing it; she uses her partner as a life raft and frankly, sometimes she seems like she's got knives for fingers the way she can drag a person down with her
  • Addictive personality -- Myka does her best to partake in as few substances as possible, her alcohol and weed use are limited exclusively to mutual times with her partner or her best friend; late in college, when she was sure she wouldn't make it to graduation and her long-term partner left her (albeit only briefly), she went down a deep sinkhole of substance abuse beyond those listed. She is very aware of the choices she makes in that regard, now, but knows her control is incredibly limited

IC

"Frankly, nobody should date me." Myka glanced at her girlfriend, a smiley redhead with too much forgiveness in her heart. "KellyAnn shouldn't even be standing here."

The interviewer paused, he'd caught the exy player on an outing with her girlfriend, KellyAnn, and best friend from a rival team, Mason. He couldn't help agreeing with the blue-haired athlete's statement.

"Are you saying that you're a bad partner?"

A bit of shuffling and suddenly the redhead's head was perched on Myka's shoulder and her arms were tightening around the player's waist.

"She can be, but mostly we're learning and growing together."

"Sure, sure, but you've been together for-"

"Well we broke up last summer, Myka was an ass of a partner until that point. She's done a lot of work since then."

Myka's cheeks were flushed, KellyAnn's statement was entirely true and yet omitted the worst of her actions as a partner.

"Oh, I'm sorry to-"

"No, no, we're back together now." The redhead seemed to press even closer to Myka and Mason was hovering ever closer to the duo.

"I see. So, Myka, you've gone from being - and pardon my language - 'an ass of a partner' to having two partners?"

This time, Myka and Mason responded in unison - a balk and then nervous laughter.

"No! No. It's just me and Kell." Once again, Myka's face was tomato red.

"So you're just-"

"Friends, friends and that's it." Mason was cheery, Myka embarrassed, and KellyAnn seemed nothing but amused. The interviewer didn't seem convinced, nobody had been fully convinced since they found out about the rivalry turned companionship, but nobody had any real proof about their dynamic. Exy relationships were at the forefront of everyone's minds since the Palmetto Foxes' had their messiest duo go public, but a trio like this would fetch a front-page headline in any gossip magazine. Maybe he'd omit their denial and just talk about their nerves.

It was the headline a week later - Binghampton Bearcat's #19 and USC Trojans' #07 in Three Way Relationship with Fan?! Turn to page 3 to learn more! - and a picture of the trio at a cafe in SoCal was the backdrop. Myka and Mason were appalled at first, then so deeply amused that they fed the rumors for almost three months just to see how it would play out.

Kazz Zono_ono

Lol omggg

Pros:
Great in bed (switch)
Good at making you feel special
Famous = Rich
Eye candy
Sexy voice

Cons:
Severely traumatized no therapy
Doesn't actually know how to love
Actor ^
You're dispensable
Doesn't trust you

 Nul DeadBF

Nul is a pretty rich boy, while kinda closested to the public, behind closed doors he is gayer then gays. He was born unable to feel pain and has sociopathic tendencies.

Pros: He is very rich, and anything you get can be bought easily without complaint from him. Good sex He will adapt to your emotions and react as you need/want

Cons: Too many to count. He only eats cereal for most days. He comes off as blunt or rude when speaking He doesn't date for love or anything, but a more semi permanent sex partner that lives with him

TBN - Sowesi Scoville

Pros:

8 foot tall monster! Wow!

Will be completely and utterly devoted to the right partner

dislikes most humans, but not picky as far as partners go

unique fashion

open-minded towards new food and music


Cons:

8 foot tall monster. Can't go out in public.

either deeply unserious or dead serious

nearly has to be kept on a leash when in human form

anger issues which manifest as growling and biting

messy


in summary: just don't