Torin Sigwald's Links
"Did you just try to bribe me with donuts? Wait are they those cream filled jam donuts, those are my favorite! Er, I mean, I'll be confiscating these and any more that you have on you as evidence!
“What’s the big idea, officer?! It was only a LITTLE bit of dynamite! A LITTLE bit of arson! Why’d you hafta throw your weight around on me? I know my rights! Where’s my lawyer?”
Gene is part of my "Ongoing Investigation" In exchange for a "Commission" if you will, I don't disclose his location to the public. What its not bribery, its um... part of the investigation process, yeah! I need to have enough evidence to arrest him, and each day he makes a compelling case and I just can't seem to find any just cause to turn him in, if anything, he needs to show me more to his side of the story, I might be even compelled to fully advocate for his case.
If I could sit on that chair all day and night I would... oh err... also his Dough-bolds are also a brilliant creation.
“Officer Torin Sigwald is my part-time guard dog! He’s paid entirely in doughnuts, exclusively served from one of my… meal chairs. The Candy Kobolds liked him so much that I had to create a fleet of ‘Dough-Bolds’ for Torin to boss around.”
Cherri is the one that at Hugh's request will bring me all sorts of nice things to eat during my shift, I'm honestly impressed at both how well and how much food she is able to cook. I worry that if there ever is an incident I'd be so stuffed from her delightful cooking that I wouldn't be able to chase any intruders. But that shouldn't happen... probably.
“Officer Sigwald works as a part-time security guard for my boss. I think Torin’s the only one who likes doughnuts more than him too! I wonder… how does Torin chase down burglars at the size he’s at?”
Hugh would often call our Police department over the most mundane of things, especially around 6pm. We can't exactly turn down his requests especially when most of the departments funding is out of his pocket. So to let my men and women do their jobs, I offered to be his personal security guard, for an exorbitant amount of course (which is probably pocket change to him)
He already has the most state of the art security systems in place, I don't even have to do anything, I just lounge about, Hugh insisting on ensuring my security room is well stocked with goodies, like my favorite doughnuts amongst other things, I'm not one to turn down his generous hospitality. He insists I work for him full time, but I do have another job which I can't disclose as its part of an uuuh "ongoing investigation."
“I feel much safer when Officer Sigwald is patrolling my property. It’s unfortunate that he cannot work for me full-time. I wonder where he goes off to? No matter, his absence leaves more doughnuts for me.”
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