Hugh Forric's Links
"Learning about the Beauregarde Candy Corporation incident was life-changing! I've dreamt about tasting one of those special blueberry candies, but they have vanished off the face of the Earth! I would pay ANYTHING for the experience."
"Mr. Forric is a curious man. My Candy Kobolds have watched some of his films and have noticed a particular... running theme. A few 'well-rounded' scenes show up from time to time."
"Hmph. His grand machine experiment was ghastly. But, I suppose that's Ella Pawman's price to pay for decades of meddling in everyone else's business. No good deed goes unpunished."
"Hugh Forric is a bloated, decadent waste of a man. Diana divorced him years ago and she never shtops squawking about him!"
"This well-rounded gentleman sold me a rare Idea Bulb! He could stand to be a little more presentable... does his species normally wear clothing?"
"Mr. Forric visited the Headquarters a while ago... we were so desperate for money. I had no choice but to sell our last Idea Bulb to him! He shook my hand, and I'm never washing it again! He's SO hot!!!"
"Mr. Dotcomm is the helpful fellow on my computer! Like a digital butler, how quaint."
LATEST 5 INTERNET SEARCHES
1. "How do I send a picture in an e-mail message"
2. "I want to buy flea shampoo for canines"
3. "Where can I order strawberry cream cake with edible gold leaf"
4. "Has Diana Diamondhart died yet"
5. "How do I obtain an emotional support yacht"
“I feel much safer when Officer Sigwald is patrolling my property. It’s unfortunate that he cannot work for me full-time. I wonder where he goes off to? No matter, his absence leaves more doughnuts for me.”
Hugh would often call our Police department over the most mundane of things, especially around 6pm. We can't exactly turn down his requests especially when most of the departments funding is out of his pocket. So to let my men and women do their jobs, I offered to be his personal security guard, for an exorbitant amount of course (which is probably pocket change to him)
He already has the most state of the art security systems in place, I don't even have to do anything, I just lounge about, Hugh insisting on ensuring my security room is well stocked with goodies, like my favorite doughnuts amongst other things, I'm not one to turn down his generous hospitality. He insists I work for him full time, but I do have another job which I can't disclose as its part of an uuuh "ongoing investigation."