Blue Hood's Links
"You did fantastic! Your one-liners are on point for sure! Oh also, that technique with the Stop sign axe was incredible! You're a real hero 100- no, 200%!!"
"I don't know, are you sure I did good here?"
"I'd say a reasonable amount of both most of the time."
For a human with no powers you're either very brave or very stupid.
"Well hey their little one? Are you lost? Do you need any help finding your parents?"
I'm not lost but, my brother is. He has horns, grey skin, and ref eyes like me. Er.... he's not big or scary though.
"Well what are the chances, blue is my favorite color too! I also gotta say though your costume is incredible!"
I guess everyone has to start somewhere. The blue hood is really cool by the way. Blue is actually my favorite color!
"I may not be a Superhero, but I am a *Super* hero!"
"You're not even a real superhero! You're just some dolt in a blue cloak! How disappointing..."
"Are you from like Lord of the Rings? Like really, because I love those books."
"What the hell are you supposed to be? You walk out of a Star Wars set or somethin'?
"H-hey...I ain't done f-fighting...come on, let's get it d-done..."
"I don't have time for this bullshit..."
"No way! A hero shall never take assistance from an evil doer such as you. But they may like hear out what they will say about gadget fixing."
"Your gadgets, comrade...they could use some major upgrading. Perhaps I can assist you and recommend you try out something more experimental?"
"Oh uhh Pog? Could you please put the money back into the bank now?"
"Heyyyy there Bluey! Is this like, your first time stopping some bank robbers or something? I love getting rookies on my stream!! Quick! Say POGS for the chat!"
"W-well um, I'm just trying my best here heh....heh..please put me down..."
"That magnet gun of yours is pathetic...aren't you a little short for this line of work, honey?" *Pats his head and smirks*
"Um, hang on ma'am I haven't finished my speech...now where was I?
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No wait!! Give me a second!! Pfftt!!! You-You're actually serious?! HAHAHAHAHHA!!! YOU? Bringing US in?! Are you having a laugh, darling?!" 😂😂😂😂😂
"What did you say ma-(slips on the icy floor and falls straight on his back) oh...I'm ok!"
"Oh I've definitely got a lot to teach with this one..."
"A grapple hook! Though I do need a stronger rope, I kinda hurt my head one night after it snapped..."
"Dude, what the hell is that in your hand?" *Points at his gadget*
"Well that would be much appreciated! Can't spell SuperHero without Help! You do need an extra L, so maybe Lucky Superhero?"
"We need to get you some proper tools, amigo...follow me, I know a woman who can help."
"I am always careful and prepared so don't you worry. As long as I believe, I can accomplish anything!
"Well I do like the enthusiasm!! I can see why you and Mimic are a great pair! Just...be careful, okay? This line of work can be dangerous..."
"I did make this myself. I sewed this hood all on my own too..."
"I have to say...that costume looks cheap as hell. Hey! Maybe I can help you design a new one? I made my costume myself."
"Begin with what? Anyways we gotta get going, the criminals are escaping!
(Struggles to pedal on his bike)"
"Mate...I....I don't even know where to begin..."
"Oh sure! Well here's my Bluemerangs, they uh needed to be sharpened later but they can put a stop to any evil fiend!"
"Coooooool! Bro, you are like...the most bodacious hero I've seen....you've gotta show me all your neat lil gadgets, dude!
"I was just gonna say your shoes are untied ma'am..."
You dont have to say a word! Your eyes say it all! Of course you can be my sidekick! Ill make sure to show you all of my *amazing* heroic prowess! If your lucky, maybe some of my natural skill will rub off on you!
"Well, I'd really appreciate that thank you!"
Alright.... youve got potential. But youre not gonna get very far if you dont work on your techniques. But, I think I can work with this! With a little elow grease, I think we can make you an even super...er hero!
"Uh...I haven't said any one liners yet..."
BWAH HAH HAHAHAHHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO- NO WAIT- BWAH HAHAHHAHAHAH HAH HAAAAAAH
"Uhh ok? This won't cost much right? I'm not exactly working on a high budget here haha...."
......... Those gadgets are a crime to look at. Give them here, I'm upgrading them.
"I hit you? I mean I hit you! Your speed has been properly calculated by me and I can now best you in any feat of combat, En Garde!"
*twip* HA YOU THINK YOU CAN HIT ME WITH THOSE DINKY LITTLE THINGS?! *twip* *twip* *twip*
YOU COULDNT HIT THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN; MUCH LESS THE FASTEST THING ALI- *bap*
.....wait what the fuck? Ho-how the fuck did you? I... how the fuck did I get hit by that?
"Well, they haven't failed me so far! So let's give em a whirl!"
Do the one-liners and the posing actually work? The Dawn says they dont but I dont feel my heroing getting any better without them so... I figured id try?