Roadrunner's Links
"I'm not really one for vacations, heh..."
"Sometimes you have to slow down in life Roadrunner! Not everything is a race."
"And they should call you the 'Wicked Waveracer'! Actually...wait, that would probably cause some confusion..."
"They call ya Remarkable, but they should try calling you the 'Radical Roadrunner', man!"
"Mantrum, I'm open to any suggestions!"
"Let's test just how fast you truly are, roadkill..."
"Dude I'm sorry....your movies are MID AF."
"Hate all you want, I'm still the biggest star on the planet."
"Miss Pendleton, I am so honored to meet you! I've read up on everything about you! You're such an inspiration for young women everywhere!"
"Umm...well....uhhhh... thanks luv. I'm not used to praise like that, sorry."
"Just gotta get creative... c'mon Aani...you can do this!"
"You? Against me? What good will your superspeed be if I warp reality itself?"
"Yeah haha... I just twisted you into a pretzel with my superspeed. Boom!"
"Wha-...how-.....but-....HOW?!"
"Wait if....you're entirely composed of copper...how does your digestive system-?"
"Yeah, can we NOT talk about this while I make my escape? I barely passed biology anyways."
"Remarkable...have you ever done any experiments of your own with your powers? Can you make a tiny black hole in the palms of your hands?? You have such a cool power!"
"Teeeeeechnically, It's not ME doing any of the gravity stuff. The orbs do all the work, I just tell them what to do. Though, I could try an increase my own gravitational field to force things to me. I've actually got a few people I work with behind the scenes that make Orbiter as a whole actually work. So even then, it's not just me."
"And here I was thinking all machine people are emotionless like Mantrum!"
"Ummm, about the machine part..."
"Wait...your mom is who?! Isn't she like... supposed to be a bad guy or something?"
"I...My mother is the woman who raised me, but her decisions in life...I can't abide by."
"Wow...maybe I should try some of these poses! Care to teach me some??
"Of Course! It's never too late to learn how to properly project yourself through posing."
"Ahh you've got a guardian angel too? Mine mostly resides in my head."
"Lucky. I wish this thing stayed only in my head."
"So I've kinda got this paper I've got to do on the Middle Ages and... I was wondering if you could help?"
"Sure! Although I wasn't the biggest, historian?"
"We've got to get you a mask or something buddy. The whole split face thing is giving kids the heebie-jeebies!"
"My facial structure is meant to impose a friendly and calming presence. Does it not do so?"
"Yeah I met that Speed Freak guy. Rude as hell!"
Wow, youre pretty quick on your feet! Gotta say, its nice to be fighting *with* someone as fast you, instead of *against* them, for once!
"Man, that costume is soooo Renaissance Fair! You supposed to be some kinda mage or something?"
Thanks! Its uh.. just something I kinda threw together.. b-but I did try to go for something of an old school mage look!
"Dr. Valentine! I was wondering if you could possibly give me a hand with my chemistry homework? I've got a feeling I may have missed a subatomic particle in my equations..."
"So what is it you think you can teach me today, Mr. Dawn Dish Soap?"
Well for one thing: better insulting nicknames. The soap bit's clever, but obvious. I'd say try and find a way to make it more of a play on words, rather than just outright saying 'dish soap' at the end,
"Race ya to the bank robbery in progress? Loser buys lunch!"
Hmmph, well then I hope your ready to pay fo~ and shes gone...
Oh shit is this how Unc felt with me?
OH GOD AM I GETTING OLD?!?!?
"Wow! You're pretty fast! Do you think you can beat me in a race though?"
“Heh. Won’t find out till we actually race, yeah?”
"Never would've thought art could be a superpower!"
Pretty hard to tag a moving target. Luckily, I'm the best.