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Who’s that on your shirt? Some cartoon character? Glad to see people can still enjoy kid stuff. Haha. You should tell about it sometime. Not for real though. Haha.
Oh, have you heard of Card-? What? Huh, alright then. It's not for *everyone*. I guess. It's not *that* kiddish either...it's got all these cool fight scenes, and messages about not giving up! I think that's important at this age *too*...and, like, yeah, it's a little girly, but...but-...i'm not the only adult who likes it, okay...!!
Woah there, lotsa bright colors, haha. It's cool you got your own style, y’know not everyone is as brave as you with walkin’ out like that. Much respect.
Wow! It's so cool that you think I care what you have to say!! Much respect right back at you, Deion! It's really brave to dress like a grandpa who peaked in the 60s! [Under her breath] Bitch.
Hey I think I've seen you around the store a couple of times, yeah? From what I can tell you do a pretty good job moppin' those floors I can almost see my reflection sometimes, heh. I can see you bein' there for a long while, maybe even becoming a manager one day? You got a good thing goin' on there.
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Wh-? "asshole"? I think we got off on the wrong foot here, haha my bad, I wasn't tryna imply that's all your good for. Y'know it ain't all bad bein' a manager sometimes it's the only option for people like us y'know? But if you think somethin' is wrong with it that seems like a personal problem. Haha.
manager????? are you fucking insane?? i'd rather eat rocks than-- actually, wait. noooo, no. i see what you're doing - you think i'm an idiot!!! i see right through you, asshole!!!!!
God, look at you. I know your type, you're an old money bitch, aren't you? Yeah, I bet you've never had to lift a finger for anything in your damn life. It's nice having people wait on you hand and foot, isn't it?
Old money? Most of my money is new, freshly printed too! Your kitty ears are cute! Oh and your tail! Do you go to one of those ummm..! Conventions where people dress up as animals?
I don't think American is a language. But... A pretty lady like you is popular, right? Do your best with all of that. You can find work somewhere.
I never really had a job before! Do you think I could work as an assistant for you? Oh em gee! I have sooo many skills, I know like so many languages too! I know American, English, New Yorken.. and others!
I have a toy collection too! Though it's mainly just Barbies! I have the De Beers 40th anniversary Barbie, the Marie Antoinette Barbie, the Lorraine Schwartz Barbie, and! the Pink Diamond Barbie!
[It is left speechless as Londyn finishes talking, offering her no reaction besides a genuine look of horror.]
Don't be embarrassed about your talent, sure it might be a little strange but I used to play doctor with my toys too! This one time my daddy bought me a stuffed bear buuuuut he had a small hole in him! And I fixed him right up! Plus I even sewed his arm to his neck! And his head to his feet! Oh! Oh! And his body was flipped upside down! Now that I think of it... I don't remember what happened to that bear!
i don’t know what that is…my candles aren’t scented, either. i don’t really smell…anything…but i can take requests, yes. what was it you asked for? was i supposed to take notes? oh no…
Oh my gosh! Did you make the Costa Brazil Vela Candle?? I /love/ that one during spring! Do you do commissions? I need my house to smell live Beverly Hills mixed with the musk of New York streets?? Do you pick up what I’m putting down??
Golly, is that so! Well, I can't claim to any fancy past lives myself - or, uh, any at all? - but that sure is impressive...! Although I did have a dream once where I was Joan of Arc... [pause] Hey, uh... d'you still have that psychic's business card?
Oh em gee! I'm a historical reincarnator too! I went to this psychic and she told me I was Cleopatra in a past life!
you think i got the scars from--? ... fine. sure. what are you supposed to be...? someone that goes to a lot of parties...? you *look* like you scrape easy.
You got thoes scars on your chest from roller skating?? Hmmm! I guess it can be pretty dangours! One time I was watching this movie and it had roller skating in it and I was like “Oh ‘em gee! Fun!” But I wasn’t very good.. I scraped up my knee pretty bad!
Saints and Martyrs, Prayers and Preachings. Your faith means nothing to me. Gods have always been a fabrication as an explanation to the unknown.
In the end, priests, prophets and the such profit over the weak and insecure. Profit. Profit.
Always a profit.
Pretty smart, huh. Must be, to work in a lab. Least that's what I think. Your lab seems dangerous though--with all the scars all over you. If you mind me noticing, sorry that it's too late, because I already talked about it. But if you're smart enough to be in a lab and to survive your scars, you must be a pretty cool guy. Smart guys are always cool.
Eee--! I.. didn't get... these from a lab..ah...ahahaha.. the labs I work in are.. safe.. testing medications and...vaccines.. would not.. hurt me.. Y-You think I'm smart..? hhh... I don't get called that often so.. t-thank you... what can I do.. to repay you for such.. kindness..? I'll give you anything I have...
Squirrels is part of the SS-S..Sciuridae family.... They are also a-a- a part of the scientific order Rah-Rodentia. So...Um... yes... Squirrels are rodents.. hah..hhh.. b-but they are v-very.. different from rats..
…john doe…? Huh.
I, uh, I like the rat…? Yeah, yeah. It’s cute! Rodents are all kinda cute little guys, I think. Except maybe squirrels. Chewing on the powerlines and frying the neighborhood. I think.
…are… squirrels rodents…?
a lab tech! you know, without people like you, I don't think anyone would be able to get anything done at all. I've spent my fair share of time in the lab--but, probably not much like yours, if I had to guess? more... lasers, maybe. though, we might both work with stuff that's pretty small. anyway--I'm sure the people working with you appreciate what you do. that's all I mean to say.
Ta-Ta-Technology.. Lab.. Technology...? You think I'm... important..? Hhhh... th-that's nnn-nice to... hear? You have been in a.. a lab...? wh-whhhh.. what kind...? I.. hhh.. work.. in a.. hospital..hah... my.. colleague.. are.. hhh
You're a teacher..? that's.. nice.. very.. v-very nice..