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Just doing my job kid, I'm glad I could help
I owe you my life thank you so much for what you've done
You’re my best friend! We’ve been through thick & thin together and I would give anything for you
You’re my best friend! You’ve helped me through my toughest times and I would die for you
I still hate you for breaking into my office when you were like 9
Keep your devil son the hell away from my daughter
I only remember you as a tiny child of 3, I can barely fathom you being fully grown
I literally do not remember what you look like
I love you but I really wish Dad would've picked up some of the slack because I did not enjoy my younger years
You were basically my mom and my dad, when I think of my parental figures you're always the first one that comes to mind
Enjoy the creepy music lmao
Literally what the fuck kind of haunted phonograph did you sell me
Originally I was just gonna get rid of you but now I think you deserve a fate worse than death
Literally what did I do to you to warrant this kind of torment
You’re such a dumbass but you’re still funny so yeah I’ll run a business with you
Hell yeah circus time let’s make all these mortals’ lives an absolute living hell
I’d fire you but your act is pretty popular and pays the bills so instead of getting rid of you I’m just gonna ruin your life
Literally what is your deal why do you treat me like shit
I waited by the front door for you every day for 2 years straight until I realized you weren't going to be coming back
I meant to come back sooner, I swear I did