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Sorry about your eye I didn’t know you were in there when I attacked Ringmaster
Kill yourself
Literally what is your deal. I’m not even weirded out as much as I’m fascinated by whatever the actual fuck is up with you
I am so normal and can be trusted with important tasks
Fuck yeah injury time
Dude we should ride our razor scooters down my driveway it’s gonna be epic
How dare you grow taller than me. You’re supposed to be the baby. I’m gonna beat you up
Lmao imagine being 5’4 sounds like a skill issue
I’ve always looked up to you and you’re one of my best friends :D
I’ll still kick your ass during game night though
I’ve always looked out for you and I couldn’t ask for a better sister :D
But if you think you’re gonna beat me at Mario Kart you’re severely mistaken
Sorry my dumbass first mate got you involved in piracy but hey you’re good with a sword, welcome to the crew
I’m glad you aren’t picky with your new recruits because I kinda just showed up here and you offered me a job, thanks for that
Forget the fact that we’ve been sleeping together for years, I am deadass in love with you
At first you were just another one night stand to me but now I get butterflies whenever you walk past me and I don’t know what in the fresh hell is going on
You’re like a little brother to me and I still see you as that crazy 15 year old from the day you first joined our crew
You’re like the older sibling I wish I had growing up and I don’t know where I’d be without you
Your son is my son now since you’re such a shit mother. Show your face anywhere near me or my family again and I’ll fucking kill you
Jesus ok
I can’t stand to see you treat yourself like this, you didn’t know, it wasn’t your fault
I’m so sorry, I’m so fucking sorry, please, please just come back home, please tell me this was all a bad dream
Thank you for everything, there’s no way I could ever express just how much this means to me
I’m so sorry for what they’ve done to you, I wish I’d gotten here sooner
Finally, someone who understands proper formality that I can pass my musical knowledge to
Why are we the only two bitches in this household who know how to behave properly
You are quite literally a carbon copy of your dad with just the slightest touch of unhinged insanity and that is the funniest thing ever
You’ve always been real lenient and informal with me but honestly it’s kinda fun sometimes, like that time we duct taped Dad to the wall while he was asleep
You are the epitome of the coworker no one likes
Yeah but you haven’t fired me yet so who’s really winning here
I can’t do it yet. Just… give me more time.
You’re only going to make things worse for yourself. I just hope you can come to your senses.
You are the singular person who can make me genuinely smile & laugh, I was so nervous to ask you out at first but I’m so glad I did
I love you and everything about you!! You’re so sweet and I’m so glad we’re together ^v^
Whoops I accidentally fell five feet after attempting to parkour off a wall at random could you give me a hand
(Unintentional bestie though hell yeah let’s be anxious together)
Why are you so impulsive I get secondhand anxiety from the shit you do on a whim
(You’re cool as hell though I like it when we both get anxious over the same things because then I don’t feel weird about it)
Best friend :D
(Hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me)
Every time you so much as smile at me I feel as if I’m going to physically combust
Dammit why did you have to end up being a demigoddess I actually liked you
I know your husband’s a demon but why did you just give me the cold shoulder I thought we were besties
Stupid ass (affectionate)
I’ll beat you in a sax playoff
Dipshit (friendly)
I’ll kick your ass at cards