It Begins

Posted 1 year, 6 months ago by Esva Isoprene

have you ever worn jorts?

1 Votes yes! i love wearing jorts!
2 Votes yes, i still wear them when it's the right weather or otherwise appropriate to
3 Votes yes, but i don't really wear them that often or anything
1 Votes i mean like at least once yeah but i don't own any now
0 Votes i feel like i probably have at some point in life but i don't remember for sure (+1)
1 Votes i don't think so?
0 Votes no, i'm not really into jorts for one reason or another
2 Votes no, i've never been given them and have never had any real urge to buy them
1 Votes no. i will never wear jorts. you will not trick me into finding jorts endearing
0 Votes what the hell are jorts???

the great al2rety bio-ing begins now.

now you would think that perhaps i would start with coris, the "main character", or perhaps sitar who is about as important. or maybe even "the pope but he got cucked by god" (forgot him in my bullet point list in the last bulletin sorry) since he's a relatively big deal on the purple hell side of things (spoilers.)

no. you fool. my first choice was obviously going to be the funny little side-ish character who wears jorts. please enjoy esva, i love her. this probably is not very surprising considering we're like the same guy (girl who is not very smart but is full of love, and anxiety)

critically, uploading esva means that at last i can justify uploading esva goes to bed, my aforementioned magnum opus, okay i've hyped it up too many times it's just a silly little story i had too fun writing. if you read it i hope you have fun reading it as well!

next up will likely be coris and sitar, but both of them are liable to be Meaty - especially the former i think it's literally impossible to write a profile for any dicro variant in a timely fashion there are SO many words to say about their disastrous little brains - so i'm not sure if i'll actually end up finishing either in time for nanowrimo. not really the end of the world if not, but if i do they'll likely end up being my last profiles for a while since the aforementioned nano starts next week and then pokemon comes out just in time for me to have run out of writing steam SO. see you in december fellas.

after that i think a big update for orchid's profile is in order, and then i think istra really needs an update or maybe i'll do astrid if i can ever muster up the spoons to make a passable ref for them since they're A Big Deal, and maybe i should finally buckle down and cope with the ordeal that will be giving dicro an updated profile, or maybe azior of all people bc him being the poster boy for the post your newest character thread has led to him having the most favs out of all of my characters by a significant margin which is really funny and i'm happy for him but damn all these free clicks are getting wasted on barely having any profile to read... honestly we'll see.

(i'll try to do some catching up on lits here and there at least. i have 132 to read in case you were curious how bad my backlog is)

lastly, it's 11:30 pm and i need to go to bed. good night, friends

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dad privilege says I get to wear jorts and nobody can stop me

:hai:

i used to have a jat with a little jose on it when i was a kid and that was the inspiration for esva's jat. the more you know. damn you know that would make for a solid trivia bullet point... i should remember that tomorrow (< is going to forget)