my problem with strawberries is that i hate the fucking SEEDS they're so HARD i'll try a strawberry and regret it immediately bc it's trying to crack my god damn teeth open like what the hell. why are you so aggressive. who hurt you?? all i'm doing is trying to eat you. bitch.

one time though i got some breakfast thing and it had some sliced strawberries and i ate it from the middle and i was like man see this is pretty solid why is the outside like this. when are they inventing peeled strawberries. and dont get me started on jam and ice cream like SO many strawberry things still have seeds in them and im like i love strawberry as a flavor so much why are you taunting me

well that's my story.