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Do you like strawberries?
hello everyone, as you may have been able to tell by the 32 new images in your inbox i have completed a new profile!! today's profile is lil strawberry, a precious and adorable little creature who has never been caught killing anyone before! a nice, quick profile to add a little sweetness to your day
(next is probably box-chan bc box-chan was like my second most popular oc on art fight and i'm getting itchy not having all of these lovely oc pics uploaded anywhere + it'll be short anyway. possibly mr. sharpe afterward for similar reasons bc why not?)
also completely unrelated but im advertising this thread that i found last night it is the funniest fucking thread on this website. so many of the titles truly capture the energy of r/amitheasshole and i had to just skim through the whole thread it's SO good. i need to get back into forum games ppl are really stepping up their game here
edit: yknow im realizing i think this is the first time ive uploaded an oc with 0 links, like even adopt placeholders usually have them. the princess soul ultimatum thing doesnt count. i will upload more altirety characters............ Eventually.
my problem with strawberries is that i hate the fucking SEEDS they're so HARD i'll try a strawberry and regret it immediately bc it's trying to crack my god damn teeth open like what the hell. why are you so aggressive. who hurt you?? all i'm doing is trying to eat you. bitch.
one time though i got some breakfast thing and it had some sliced strawberries and i ate it from the middle and i was like man see this is pretty solid why is the outside like this. when are they inventing peeled strawberries. and dont get me started on jam and ice cream like SO many strawberry things still have seeds in them and im like i love strawberry as a flavor so much why are you taunting me
well that's my story.
1 year, 6 months ago