"No shame at all, hmmm? Tell me, what's the lowest thing you've done to get in someone's pants and/or wallet?"
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"Fantastic question, I like you! Not enough to want to spare you from my reign of destruction, obviously, but enough to answer.
I've got a tone of faves; changes every day tbh. There's always something newer and flashier... Though these are fun, if you're into vintage..." he whipped out a pair of staggeringly enormous twin guns with GET and REKT painted on them respectively. "Ever fired a punt gun? Ever fired two at once, one in each hand? These things are epic; 8ft barrels, 2 inch bores; they weigh 220 pounds each and take a pound of gunpowder for every shot. Clear the whole sky," he somehow managed to shoulder both of the comically oversized canons simultaneously, with apparent ease, and flashed a knife-filled grin, "Not high-tech, but you could probably shoot down a helicopter with one of these things. I could shoot down three." the edge to his voice and glimmer in his many eyes attested to the latter claim, at least.
"Granted, the recoil would rip your arm off. Not mine though." he threw the guns aside to flex for a bit, as if his biceps had anything to do with his godlike strength rather than it just being down to the fact he's a demonic Devourer of Worlds.