Unfortunately, Brown was an eccentric fossil collector (and potential murderess) who just so happened to absolutely adore cats, and... The colorpoint feline in front of her was no exception as she immediately crouched down and made a little "pspspspsps" noise at him in an attempt to coax him closer. Of course she did. Ugh.
"Aren't you an adorable little thing?" she cooed to him while tapping her fingers against the concrete. Gross! That shit was probably dirty, or at least left unwashed for some time. Who knows what was on there!? Normally, Brown would've winced at least a bit from letting her fingers touch such filth, but... Hey. Cats. She instead seemed completely calm, or at least entranced by the feline's presence, as she continued to coo in baby talk, "I didn't expect to see you around here, snookums... But I did bring some food along for you to take, mm? Some cat treats? You want that?"
Brown did, indeed, have cat treats, but... The middle-aged woman stalled, instead remaining silent for a moment or so just to scrutinize his reaction more carefully. Though the spiked collar around the feline's neck suggested that he had an owner, Brown was nonetheless aware that a cat wasn't necessarily tame, or used to a human presence, just because it had an owner. The thought of a certain cream bobtail kitten reminded her of that a biiiiit too well, as she tensed her arm and promptly placed her hand in her pocket with apparently no warning beforehand.
A few seconds later, the aristocrat took out the bag of cat treats, signaled with a slight rattle of the contents inside oft he plastic baggie, as she hummed, "I have plenty more of these if you find these appetizing... But you must be starving, yes? Yes, snookums?" Please don't fucking call him that like it's his real name... "Isn't that right?" Brown cooed before opening the bag, then extracting out a single, fish-shaped treat. The air was quickly filled with a subtle fishy scent, which was (at the very least) not false advertising because the packaging did mention that it was supposed to have a distinctive fishy flavor.
Hopefully the cat liked seafood!
Her nose just scrunching up a tiiiiiiiny bit thanks to the aforementioned fishy scent, Brown then extended a treat out for the feline to take, attempting to convince him to accept the gesture by murmuring in a high-pitched voice, "I know that this is probably new, snookums, but I reckon for a damn fact that it is better than whatever shit you might be eating in the dumpsters... Like plastic... Or maybe fucking compost... Trust me on that. Your owner might not be very happy if they found out that you were eating dumpster shit now, mm?" She innocently fluttered her eyelashes while taking a step forward, a surprisingly smooth smile on her face while she regarded the feline... For better or for worse-
Actually! It was probably for the worst... Considering that Brown was probably going to scoop up the feline in her arms and give him a bunch of kisses as soon as he drew close enough to her for him to grab. Don't give her that privilege. Stay very, very far away from her - even if offered food (or anything remotely resembling an amenity).
SDYFHJGVRYFVJHRFUBV. THE MEME IS SENDING ME BLESS YOU RUSTY TWIN. ANYWAYS. Smith can get more friends, as a treat.
As was expected of her, Smith perked her head up when she heard a knock on the door, with her reaction being similar in fashion to a dog poking its head up when its owner came home because said owner always ended up feeding the dog soon afterwards.
It was cruel, it was reductive, it was primal… And yet Smith had no reason to question the ethereal figure opening the hospice door and hauling in a whole ass bundle of nature picture books into the room.
“Ah,” she remarked before coughing into her sleeve and leaning herself against the frame of the bed, “I’m glad you’re, uh, here, sir… I didn’t expect to get books, though. I don’t think the aides have really given any new books in a while.” And it showed! Much of the picture books currently on the shelves were collecting dust as the two spoke, as well as booting a decent amount of wear and tear around the edges. It would’ve been egregious if the books actually had paper in them, but… Patient talk speculated that the books were just made of recycled cardboard, and trying to break one with one’s bare hands would’ve seemed to prove the case.
Thus, Smith leaned in ever so slightly - perhaps by a few inches or so if one wanted to be precise - at the new delivery. Not only did they smell like freshly printed paper and not dust for once, but… They had paper in them! Paper was such a rarity in the hospice; she only remembered ever using it to work on her writing assignments… That sort of thing.
She nodded along to the rest of her visitor’s words, only remarking sparingly, “Well… The hospice materials are supposed to be sturdy, sir. I don’t see why they need to change it so often. But, uh… Yes, I do like those books. I didn’t expect them to look so real, though…” And instinctively, Smith held a hand out to one of the covers, allowing her fingers to brush against it while she peered over at the other with her usual glassy look.
“I do appreciate the chance to learn, though,” she remarked to him with a nod, “so thank you there.” It’s okay. The bar was low. Smith could be oblivious to edgy stuff, as a treat. “And don’t worry about me, please. I’m doing fine. It could be worse.” Uhhh…
Smith feebly scratched at an itch at the side of her head while watching the other pick up a book and start flipping through the pages. Her brow raised by a centimeter or so, but much of her attention was focused on trying to satiate this damn fucking itch- Her nails brushed against the spot as he started to talk about carnivores and his childhood- But mostly about carnivores - let’s be honest- Oh.
Okay. Maybe her husband too…
Her brow raised up just a biiiiiiit more while she nodded and replied, “Well, he’s busy, sir. I wouldn’t know what he does when he’s not here, in all honesty…” Which explained a lot in hindsight, but alas. “... I mean…” she replied more nervously while wringing her hands together, “... I know that I haven’t seen him or my ferret in a long time, but it doesn’t mean that… Either is gone, right? I mean… My husband might just be, uh, taking care of the ferret… Even if my pet did scream a lot at him…” A seemingly primal shudder interrupted her words before she leaned back against the frame once more.
“Another animal would be nice, though,” the middle-aged woman nonetheless affirmed… The problem was that it was pretty much guaranteed that the aides would lose their fucking shiiiiiit if they found out she was keeping an animal in the hospice. Not only were animals messy, but they also posed the risk of causing injury, or spreading disease… Yet Smith was oblivious, as she wrung her hands and added, “I’ve never had a fish before. Maybe one would be nice…”
In other words, the joke went over her head. Tragic.