There they were. Two men destroyers in one room. And one was absolutely ecstatic because of that.
"So, so, lemmie get this, YOU'RE almost seventy!?" Jo'ann took her fingers and creased them down the side of her face to make fake wrinkles, surprisingly not in a way to mock the woman that she was talking to. "But, you look so damn young! How do you do it? Lotion? You look to be about in your thirties, I woulda never guessed that you're .. well, sixty." Maybe she was being a bit too flattering for her own good.
"I dunno if you wear makeup or anything, but you'd look so good with eyeshadow. None of that bright shit, though, but maybe a warm colour? Something to compliment your outfit .." Damn, why dont you talk about boys next?
Actually that'd be a horrible idea.
Nonetheless, Jo'ann got up swiftly and smiled at Brown, like a baby on Christmas day opening its presents, alas, she joked. "Not that you'd need makeup, though. It's so stupid, the whole makeup industry or whatever .. what do we need it for? To impress men? My ass. I just use it 'cause I like the colours that they're coming out with and stuff, makes me look sick." She took a finger and pointed at her eyes to show the elder what she was talking about, tracing it around the whole area of her eyelid. Yes, she can see it.
Not that they were going to beat any incels to death at this very moment, but, if only. Jo'ann does not care that's she's talking to what would essentially be a fucking murderer, it's worth it if she could have some girl talk for like, 5 minutes.
"Though albeit, I don't know anyone who dresses like you. It's cool. It's vintage. I dig the style, totally, but .. hm, I don't see it around a lot anymore, that's cool as shit you're not following any trends or anything, though. I'm tired of seeing all of these skanks prancing around with nothing on, it's just so much easier to slap on a dress or something and go, right?"
anyone from death conspiracy is cool, please don't choose anybody from 'BG characters' though!