thomas has probably tired to tell the police or his mother that his stepfather was abusing him, but they didn't believe him because he was so young. poor kid.
The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."
Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..
first one to post gets a free one!
if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3
Max has dextrocardia. They bring it up at half the parties they go to, even though it's not THAT interesting.
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Molly was fed food from Ra because he feeds stray cats with proper food. Now she calls him Master.
That actually sounds pretty interesting lol, maybe I might make it canon despite being in the Crack Headcanon forum
One time Aizaki ate magic mushrooms. Thought it was regular mushrooms. We don’t talk about that day.
Bea orders nachos with extra jalapenos, but then cries about how jalapenos are too spicy for them. Eats the whole dish anyways though!
edit to below: yeah he definitely hates being naked :"0
Oh sniped give me a sec
x-terrance gildon: this dude def gave his kickass car a name. Prob something super retro like Radiohead, Spice Girl etc
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Aizaki: She isn't the biggest fan if bubblegum. As you are supposed to chew it, not to eat it. She especially despises those artificial strawberry flavored ones.