Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

Posted 5 years, 10 months ago (Edited 2 years, 2 months ago) by gummy

The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."

Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..

first one to post gets a free one!


if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3

Shusuke Riniichan

Everything Sinclair does is punctuated with a old-timey cartoon sound effect.

ParadiseLost

Shusuke wishes to one day get revenge on the God that had chained him.

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Merguette FellowPigeon

Veronica regularly drinks cranberry juice out of a wine glass because it makes her feel like a cool vampire lady from some victorian era romance novel


(Haha, that's perfect!)

 Albus celestiials

(this was the absolute first thing to come to mind, sorry if this is terrible; if you want i can make a new one)

She hates going to the surface because every once in a while, birds will come up to try to eat her arms


ASDFGHJKL PROBABLY-

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ParadiseLost

The mouth on his neck sometimes moves when Doque is refusing to talk to someone, which is very annoying to Doque.

Rezorin celestiials

(Reviving this because why not)

Stitch gets confused and agitated everytime she sees a video game character die, even if it's the player character or if she sees the character in question respawn; for that reason she never plays video games.

EDIT: I got skipped-

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to be honest yeah probably haha

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Galaxis Nebulous Cosmos Bit-Bit

Max makes space jelly jam out of the space creatures he's killed, not to eat, but to have a collection of jelly just because he feels like it

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Oh that's actually a good one! I'm going to use that

 Greetje Graak fizzelston

Rezorin loves the smell of dust and old objects, (like old paper books etc) it somehow calms him.


Just like a cat, you can distract Galaxis nebula form with a laser pointer. 

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SGTEY36EY EH YES!?


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ParadiseLost

Massachusetts often goes hunting because "Oh, I have a bunch of guns sitting around collecting dust, why not?" It makes her siblings rather uncomfortable, even though it's just for geese and whatnot, and she does it legally.


Oof actually-
She cant use those abilities that well but maybe

Lyran Nathaniel Chevrotain Almondlover

For some reason, people have left reviews about Fate on yelp, rating her "0/5 stars kindness, 1/5 humor. She does cook a good steak though, so long as you don't mind the char and lightning taste."