Write a Crack Headcanon for the Oc above 2.0

Posted 5 years, 10 months ago (Edited 2 years, 2 months ago) by gummy

The old thread for this seems to have gotten deleted so I was like "It was pretty funny. Might as well."

Anyway its similar to the regular headcanon thread, except more random and funny! So....ya..

first one to post gets a free one!


if you have any issues with claims (ie unfilled request or issues with anything else) feel free to message me! <3

Falche Graysong [GW2] CloudedOtter

Lyran probably dislikes paperwork a lot and assigns other people to do it whenever possible. Partially because paper cuts and hemophilia don't get along at all, and partially because it's just plain boring. 

(No requirement to read all the stuff in Falche's reference tab, although if you wanna, knock yourself out!!) 

Roswell van Breek fizzelston

He talks like a lot in his sleep. Most of his words are not really, 'human' words as they sound more like 'Lovecraftian' words 👀

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EH YES

Madeline gummy

Roswell does that cliche mustache twist a lot 

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 Fritter and Vanilla Cream Parasolhyena

Despite not eating meat Madeline is a huge fan of fake bacon and veggie hotdogs. Not veggie burgers though they taste quite bad.


Oh my gosh so perfect!!!! You are a hundred percent right!!!

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Akane VincentVanGoat

While not visible, Jamie has a tattoo of his cat, but that cat looks punk as heck in the tattoo. I figure if he has that punk style, and a cat and a bunch of tattoos why not?

⭐ M E R C Y ⭐ Luckyee

Akane tries literally anything to get her fur/hair longer, even resorting to scammy elixers.

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 💾ᴄᴀssɪᴜs lawli

Yanet packs hers and Vincent's lunch every day -- they're usually really healthy with lots of fruits and veggies! 

StarDustCrusader

Cassius often says

"RUN, IT'S TAURUS SEASON!"

During Taurus season.

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Amadeus Swartzfeder ♕ nut

Romeo secretly likes to read the play "Romeo and Juliet" to himself before bed, due to his loneliness, he maybe hopes to find a juliet of his own.

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