"PPE gloves, and other plastic-composite materials, can take a'hundred whopping years to decay." Xe holds out a box of gloves for Salvador to take. One world's environmental crisis is another man's savior, xe guesses. Xer own gloves- thick, black, vinyl looking things- crinkle at the elbows, the tips of xer wrapped fingers squeaking against the container. What can xe say, xe has a soft spot for scrappy fellas who turn into beacons of death?
"These don't have any cloth stitches or anything that might, ehh, get crumpled by your timey-whimeyness and cause the whole glove to lose its shape. That means they can be a bit tight around the joints, though. Depending on how fast your, ah- acceleration works, you still might wind up having to change them out regularly? But! that's why I grabbed a whole box! Hopefully, it's… better than nothing?"
Xe turns, to leave- admittedly, there is a part of xer that's questioning xer own charity in this moment. But, how could xe not? The grief of soiling everything you touch is not one shared by many. Xe's had time to learn to cope, to quarantine, to find methods to interact- and, well, xe already had those boxes of gloves just lying around. It was…just so damned easy to do this bit of good. How often is kindness easy? Still, xe should return to the lair, assume something more becoming of an icon of decay-
-But then xe whips back around, with the speed of a new idea. "You should consider gardening! Fertilizer! Grow things out of season! What about fermenting? I bet you'd make a mean brewery! " Xer boots squeak as xe, now, confidentially strides off to conclude xer business and oh wait no damn it xe's making another u-turn. "Also you'd be great at hazard management! If you ever wanna stop by, I've got a shelf full of accidents who's half-lives aren't going to be stable for another decade or so. I'd look into compensating you for your time? You could pretty much just hang out in a hazmat suit playing cards on- Oh, would cards not work? CHESS! I'll make a chess set out of metal! Okaythanksbye tell me how the gloves go!!"