Roger's the contortionist and escape artist in the sideshow. He's quiet and serious, but dedicated to wowing the audience with his stunts.

• little hors
• his boyf is a big hors
• incidentally roger makes great hors d'oeuvres at parties
• five feet tall and i guess you can't teach that either
• unicorns are real and they're spectacular
• traditional sort of unicorn with cloven hooves, a goatee and a goat tail
• a symbol of purity and grace who bends himself into freaky poses in a sideshow
• sure
• nautical tattoos all over, they also cover his top surgery scars
• really unassuming by day, law student
• yes contortionist is a dangerous career for someone with a horn on their head
• but roger lives dangerously
• he'll get a stage name later but i'm tired ok
• be nice to roger he is a good boy