Calik Dalian (HISTORIA)

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 3 - Exploration and Colonization
"An Age to Explore, A Time to Colonize" - the beginning of The Desperate Rebels' Historia Adventures

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8th Grade American History: Make an ad to encourage people to move to Jamestown
"SO, YOU WANT A BETTER LIFE THAN THOSE OF ENGLAND? WE WANT YOU TO MOVE TO JAMESTOWN"
"The Greatest Place on Earth!"
*result/reactions may vary

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 4 - The Thirteen English Colonies
"From Religion to Government, and back again..."
"Pray or else!"

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8th Grade American History: Poor Richard's Almanac - A Small Leak
"Whadda ya mean, 'YOU FORGOT?!' You lousy captain!"

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8th Grade American History: The Massachusetts Colony ad - interior 2
First real introductions to the crew

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8th Grade American History: The Massachusetts Colony Ad - interior 3
"I have no idea what I'm doing. Oh well!" - mantra of my history class experiences

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8th Grade American History: The Massachusetts Colony Ad - interior 4
Don't mind me no so casually censoring my name off the assignment XD

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8th Grade American History: The Massachusetts Colony Ad - end page
"MOVE TO MASSACHUSETTS (now, we mean it)"
"I'm not John Winthrop, but I approve this ad!" - the start of the catchphrase...

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 1 - Chapters 3 and 4
Once it started, there was no stopping it...

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 1 - Chapters 3 and 4
YO, WE'RE EXPORTING AND MAKING FAT STACKS, SON

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 1 - Chapters 3 and 4
"I'm not John Winthrop, but I approve this ad!"
"I'm not even going to bother..."

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 5 - Crisis in the Colonies
"A Time of Turmoil, A Time for Change" - getting all Boston Tea Party up in here

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8th Grade American History: Assignment to depict the Writs of Assistance
Demi obviously couldn't care less about the difference between redcoats and redsocks

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 6 - The American Revolution
"Give me Liberty, I don't want Death"

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 2 - Chapters 5 and 6
Having nothing better to do is a greaaaaaaaat reason to revolt

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 2 - Chapters 5 and 6 - end of revolution drawing to go along with essay prompt

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 2 - Chapters 5 and 6
"I'm not John Winthrop, but I approve this ad!"
"I'm telling you, I belong in year 1629, not 1783." - oh Johnny, you're never going back...

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 7 - Creating a Republic
"A New Nation, A New Challenge" - and now more people are getting roped into the history lesson...

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 8 - Government, Citizenship, and the Constitution
I don't think the Votes for Demons campaign is gonna pick up much traction...

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 3 - Chapters 7 and 8
Never let Demi write a constitution.

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 3 - Chapters 7 and 8
New outfits mean new intros

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 3 - Chapters 7 and 8
1st Amendment includes freedom of press - even if the public can't read it...
That ABCs For Morons book is just being mean to poor Calik. XP

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 3 - Chapters 7 and 8
"I'm still not John Winthrop, but I approve this ad!"
"Are you hoping you will be someday?" - and the beginning of Calik's existential crisis

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 9 - Launching the New Government
"A New Start, A New Problem"
PUNS GALORE OH HO HO

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8th Grade American History: Assignment to make a "campaign poster" for George Washington - I don't think he appreciated it
"I'm not George Washington OR John Winthrop, BUT I STILL APPROVE THIS AD!"

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 10 - The Age of Jefferson
Getting all Lewis and Clark up in here

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 11 - The Nation Grows and Prospers
"I have too many inhuman friends who know more about history than me..."

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 12 - The Jacksonian Era
"Politics confuse me! YAY!"

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8th Grade American History: Seneca Falls Convention poster assignment
"We Want You TO GIVE WOMEN EQUALITY! Remember, we cook your food..."
Give equality or DIE, just how Demi likes it.

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 13 - Westward Expansion
Getting all Alamo up in here, and even Ein's pet rat knows more about history than I do...

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 4 - Chapters 9-13
And Calik's existential crisis continues...

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 4 - Chapters 9-13
Talking about presidents, I guess it was Van Buren and the Panic of 1837

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 4 - Chapters 9-13
"I'm still not John Winthrop, but I approve this ad!"
"I'm wondering if she's really pursuing this as a dream..."

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 14 - North and South
Because who doesn't like driving trains off cliffs?

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 15 - Reform and a New American Culture
It's getting all literary and Underground Railroad up in here

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 16 - Slavery Divides the Nation
Getting close to getting all Civil War up in here

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 17 - The Civil War
"Nothing like a war to bring people together, eh?"
"'Together' isn't the first word that comes to mind when it comes to Civil War."

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 5 - Chapters 14-17
"This is not what I had in mind when I signed up for marching band!"

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8th Grade American History: Essential Objective 5 - Chapters 14-17
"I'm almost John Winthrop, but I approve this ad!"
"I have a bad feeling about that statement..."

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8th Grade American History: Chapter 18 - Reconstruction and Changing the South
The final chapter - "It's all back to normal... Sort of."

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9th Grade English: Images for some speech/presentation on Shakespearean times or whatever, with Demi being a weird Queen Elizabeth - section on hunting for sport

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9th Grade English: Images for some speech/presentation on Shakespearean times or whatever, with Demi being a weird Queen Elizabeth - sections on Shakespeare plays, or "Snakespeare" rather - Row-me-o-ver to Juliet

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9th Grade English: Images for some speech/presentation on Shakespearean times or whatever, with Demi being a weird Queen Elizabeth - section on jousting

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9th Grade English: Images for some speech/presentation on Shakespearean times or whatever, with Demi being a weird Queen Elizabeth - section on music and dance

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9th Grade English: Images for some speech/presentation on Shakespearean times or whatever, with Demi being a weird Queen Elizabeth - section on sports, although I'm pretty sure the queen wasn't meant to participate...

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College German Food Culture Project - Germany's food culture

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College German Food Culture Project - introduction

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College German Food Culture Project - all about bread

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College German Food Culture Project - all about vegetables

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College German Food Culture Project - all about beverages

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College German Food Culture Project - North Germany food and soups

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College German Food Culture Project - food for middle Germany and Westphalia

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College German Food Culture Project - all about South German food

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College German Food Culture Project - more South German yummies

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College German Food Culture Project - food for Christmas time

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College German Food Culture Project - the end, plus sources

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Cover page in one of my middle school English class binders

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He just doesn't understand

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Going up a positive slope

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Drawn on my 7th grade History book cover, I think; why the heck do I still have this, it's a freaking paper bag