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“I used to like messing with him because he’s a nerd like my brother Pyth, but I’m glad Pyth has been able to find like-minded friends. Apparently Cherri is friends with him too? I doubt it, she’s much too high class for him, he’s probably one of her stream “simps”
"It kinda sucks Theta became an out-of-touch capitalist... but on the bright side, he's now too busy to bully me and Pyth anymore. At least I can finally out-run him."
"I know, I know, stick to the script! But do you think that the script that we have for Tuesdays could extend to Wednesday and maybe Thursday, and Friday... I'm extremely hungr... I mean, there's a lot of business that I need to attend to!"
"When I said 'stick to the script', I only wanted you to work for Hugh Forric, NOT date him!!! How'm I supposed to have my happily ever after with him now?!"
“Look, just because I’ve put on a few pounds doesn’t mean I still can’t scrap with you, I just don’t want to mess up this suit, it’s very expensive!”
"What happened to you, Theta?!? You used to be all buff and cool! Now you're hanging out with that rich boy and got all soft and flabby! Do you think you're better than everyone else or something?"
Hey, I remember her! I remember her being so frightened of me when we first met. What's her name again Jamie? Jackie? Jimmy? Whatever... I remember Hugh talking about how she's like Ella's Grandkid or something. Apparently she got conned into signing a contract to run a failing business? Poor little string bean, Hope she's doing well!
“I heard Theta’s starring in a movie! I met him BEFORE he was famous! He used to be more muscle-y and scary!”
I met Hugh when I was at a cross-roads in my life. I had finally managed to... err, 'quit' my old "toxic work environment" Which was my first step to being my own Wolf. While I was happy, a part of me still missed being shown a set path, everything was uncertain. Hugh said he saw my potential and wanted to make me into a star. At first I was just going along for the ride, but the more Hugh showed me my potential, the more I wanted to grow to impress him.
Hugh introduced me to wonders of high class and I only desire to grow to new heights and wealth with Hugh.
“Theta is my enchanting apprentice! When we first met, I knew Theta was destined to be my biggest, brightest shining star! Such classic appeal! A bold silhouette! And such dedication to my ‘Wolfing Down Wall Street’ film! It would be life’s greatest pleasure if we could continue growing closer as well-rounded gentlemen.”
I don’t really get it, but Pyth calls you bloatware, he knows about these things, so I encourage Hugh to avoid using you!
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