Wayne Gates's Links
"Yikes. Zero outta ten, would not bang."
"Wayne's very friend-shaped, too bad he can't make any friends! Hey, didja know he talks to an imaginary brother when he's alone in his room? Whatta loser!"
"Wow... Jaycee's a very tough student to tutor. She's had a hard life... growing up, she had to get internet access from the library. I would have lost my mind."
"Wayne's really smart, but REALLY weird! He has all these cool toys in his room, but he won't take any of 'em out of their packages! What's the point?"
"Cat Canada is a bit of a jerk. I thought super heroes were supposed to be nicer."
"Wayne's SO embarrassing! Who cares about all that geeky Japanese stuff?"
"It kinda sucks Theta became an out-of-touch capitalist... but on the bright side, he's now too busy to bully me and Pyth anymore. At least I can finally out-run him."
“I used to like messing with him because he’s a nerd like my brother Pyth, but I’m glad Pyth has been able to find like-minded friends. Apparently Cherri is friends with him too? I doubt it, she’s much too high class for him, he’s probably one of her stream “simps”
"Pyth's like my best friend, even though we disagree sometimes on anime, Monstar-training and the best PVP builds for SwordRealms."
"Ella's a really accomplished actress and adventurer. I hope she's able to share her knowledge before the dementia fully sets in..."
"... who was this young man again? He's a Junior Officer? With THAT physique?!? How did he pass the fitness exam?"
"Hans was the world's most brilliant mind. Too bad he asked too many questions. I'm not allowed to talk about him in front of Jaycee."
"Who is zhis marshmallow man ghost? Ella must be getting desperate for officers. Looks like zhis one is harder to kill."
"Ew, I saw this guy around once. What an ugly face. Looks a bit like Jaycee's crayon drawing."
"Boss says ghosts are no trouble 'cause I can blow 'em away if they go invisible!"
"Mayor Willows is a bit incompetent. He's also Hugh Forric's puppet. Whatever, not like I voted anyway."
"This dude showed up at the Town Hall meetings before. He asks WAAAAY too many questions, man! Talk about bad vibes!"
"Cherri has a phenomenal taste in anime! I wish we could marathon all of "Peachy Strawberry Nurse, Oh My!" together one day..."
I caught Wayne snooping around in my bosses work place. Its a complicated story, but we somehow ended up becoming good friends. He told me that he travels to other worlds, I have to find out how.
“Mr. Deergutt reports on everything and everyone. There’s so many news bloopers of him on ToonTube and they’re hilarious!”
“I ‘member interviewin’ this Wayne guy one time fer a news story. He done gone and ate the Bomb Burger challenge at Bosko’s Burgers without dyin’! Wait… can ghosts die a second time?”
"I wonder... how do Katrina's telekinetic powers work? Do you just imagine really hard and then something moves? Do you focus your mind or clear your mind? I gotta know!"
"Hmm... this is that weird ghost that works with Cat Canada. Definitely a downgrade from my talents."
"This monster knocked out Canvasville's power grid and there was no internet for six hours! SIX WHOLE HOURS!!!"
"The Recolour Rangers are pretty popular and have tons of toy tie-ins. Their posable action figures are top-quality!"
"Public Service Announcement! Citizens of Canvasville! Remember to always look both ways before crossing the str... oh, nevermind! This one's already dead. Sorry!"
"Mummy, I love you, but please stop sending old boomer memes to my phone! And NOBODY wants to see my baby photos either!"
"You may not give me grandchildren, but I'm still very proud of my Waynie! Oh, if you ever get tired of your job, you're always welcome back at our place in Ashgrave."
"Dad, I'm not speaking to you until you buy me a new Dual Monitor system. Was breaking it really necessary? I was in the middle of a cutscene!"
"Wayne... if you aren't giving me grandkids, at least do something with your life outside of those video games and toys."
"He's alright. I like his hat, but why is the monocle necessary?"
"I see Wayne come in to the café sometimes. Always orders lots of our little sweets!"
"Hmmm... she's a six-and-a-half out of ten. Would be higher if she had cleavage."
"I delivered the mayor's oversized cheque to this guy. He looked... really rough. Smelled like burning wood too."
"I grew up in Ashgrave and I only moved to Canvasville a couple of years ago. Canvasville is a lot more gentrified and a lot less spooky."
"Don't EVER install Cloud Dotcomm on your device. He's spyware and IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of!"
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